Got a Janor tape in the mail, along with some gummi-bears and a near incomprehensible in its complexity treatise on cognition, all in a package from an unknown source somewhere in Virginia, along with some tired "Bob" flyers everybody's mother has seen a billion times. Maybe it means something, I'll try not to try looking at it on gills.

Ate so much Annie's macaroni that I puked. Had a vision while puking which compelled me to write: UNOFISCIAL GUIDE TO LIFE: DO NOT EAT PILLS in indelible red on the co-op message board.

Wrote my name in blood on a girl's ass. Found the following written on the inside of a book I found in Widener:

the viscious, gelatinous, ravenous army that feed on the dead and the living Why shouldn't snurgs eat a de la Poer as a de la Poer eats forbidden things? The war ate my boy, damn them all and the Yanks ate Carfax with flames and burnt Grandsire Delapore(sic) and the secret No, no, I tell you, I am NOT that daemon swineherd in the twilit grotto! It was NOT Edward Norrys' fat face on that flabby fungous thing! Who says I am a de la Poer? He lived, but my boy died! Shall a Norrys hold the lands of a de la Poer? It's voodoo, I tell you that spotted snake Curse you, Thornton, I'll teach you to faint at what my family do 'Sblood, thou stinkard, I'll learn ye how to gust, wolde ye swynke me thilke wys MAGNA MATER MAGNA MATER ATYS Dia ad aghaidh 's ad aodaun agus bas dunach ort Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa UNGL UNGLRRLHCHCHCH

Hovered over a pinball machine wishing it would magically give me a free game for about one hour, but it never did.

Went up to a girl in a coffee hospice and said "You need to give me two dollars" to which she replied "The power of suggestion, I need to give you two dollars" in a mocking tone, true, but then she gave me two dollars.

Learned how to get anywhere in Boston/Cambridge for free.

Found out about the things that lurk in our subway systems and tunnel into our graveyards and eat human corpses. Nnnnn...

Got told by this hippie that he was allergic to deadly poison and to please not put it in his food.

Stole Nenslo's elephant seal gag and used it on alt.gothic, and got told by a girl that called herself "The Mistress Of All Evil" that I had offended her sensibilities.

"stinky" QPM

Anybody else needs to confess their sins, do it here. Amen. 1