OH SHIT! BUY A NEW ASS!! POOR BABY!! OH POOR ASS BABY ASS ASS!!! SHOVE A WEEK'S WORTH OF PAYCHECKS INTO A BYPASS OF SOMEBODY'S ASS! WHAT COULD BE A MORE WORTHY CAUSE????

DON'T BYPASS HIS ASS! PAY MONEY TO HIS BYPASS! FORECLOSE THE MONEY OUT OF A NEW OPERATION FOR MAKING ASSES!!

If I could create ass by just making money into a little envelope, you BET I WILL! I'm sending a whole ELEPHANT full of money RIGHT NOW!!!

-QPM 1