AT LAST THE SCHIZM

Now Stang is opposed to head-launching. Great. Well fuck you, Stang. Fuck you, and fuck "Bob" if I can't have my hostess twinkies after a meal, waste time, stare at the wall for hours, make lame and annoying comments, watch "Star Trek", repeat the same sentence over and over for five weeks...

OH WAIT! YEAH, FUCK YOU, STANG! HA HA HA! I GET ITTTTTT!! (spits in "Bob"'s face and goes on ragging on Lou Duchez for things which are no fault of his own WHEN HE DAMN FEELS LIKE IT).

You see Stang, you old fart, we are not actually hurting each other in any way. This conflict of wills hurts no one in the long run, and creates strife which is where fucking SLACK COMES FROM, you DOLT! Haven't you noticed the increase in side-slack in the postings of GGG now that he's got some folks to HATE and SHOW UP?

Yeah yeah, high weirdness all the time or lose all faith in oneself. FUCK YOU OR KILL ME! Some people are REWARDIANS!

SHIT YEAH some of us are soul rewardians who'd rather be hooked to a TUBE and let pee their own britches all day while flies crawl up and down our faces than be bothered to breathe for ourselves! I personally used to be telikinetic, which was nice because I never had to get out of bed to use the commode, I could just piss into the air and spiritually guide the urine on its way down the hall to the toilet, but I gave that up because to do it I had to be bothered to LOOK AT WHAT I WAS DOING! Nowadays I just lie here and let my acid piss eat the flesh and musculature from my legs rather than be bothered to excercise my eyelid muscles thank you VERY much, and if you think I'm going to be bothered to do ANYTHING let alone something specific, focussed, concentrated, worthwile or meaningful, you've got about two HUNDRED more thinks coming! If you think you're going to REFORM alt.slack into a model of your own emergentile, time is money and better get these forms mimeographed self, you best do your thinkin' in a damn LEAD-LINED CLOSET where my all-seein' flying eyeball rays can't get to you, cause I don't care how many starving Subgeniuses you've saved from extinction, if you think you're going to get a WHIFFLE of gratitude out of me, you're THINKING BAD THINGS again and them beams gonna fuck you IN HALF boy.

I don't care about your whiney li'l Xists, "Oh please, give me some more that cracky "Bob" please," FUCK THAT! Somebody think I'm gonna walk like a puppet before some High Epopt and make my life a stress-filled hell of Emergentile Slack, pretty girls, money etc. just so some fucking ALIEN can have a better TIME when it SNORTS MY BRAIN? I will not lift ONE HAIR ON THE BACK OF ONE FINGER for "Bob", you, the Xists, Joe DiMaggio or any other rock-and-roll celebrity just because they have a lot of slack and a way with words they think I'magonna be their some form of GROUPIE? FUCK THAT ALSO! I swear henceforth on a thousand MILLION bibles, korans, complete works of Shakespeare, Li'l G'Broag'fran's momma's tits on a platter with knives protruding from every pore whirling heliopter of slicing death comic books, Heathen piles of shit with tattoos all over them dancing in a frenzied orgy of amphisbaenous amoebic slack on twisted pseudopods, unidentified flying blinking Eyes of Space and Death bibles, and ALL great works of dance, painting, art, bad art, wallpaper, house painting courses, A course In Miracles, The Miracle of Heraclitus, Science through Art, Science through the Scientific application of Dissection of Science's TITS copyright *1996 MOTHERFUCKER*, and any book, concept, object, organization, thought form, collective dream formation, verb, subject, or other ANYTHING YOU CAN FUCKING THINK OF that you will NOT get one jot nor one tittilation of a Slack out of ME on alt.slack you grandmother-raping beast of Golgotha! You travesty that was once a man, was once a Subgenius and is now a fucking Larry with an attitude who lets himself metaphorically get fucked by bands of roving wild dogs (if you will forgive the metaphor) at devivals and then BRAGS about how SNOOTY he is???? What kind of shit is that you cockroach on the end of a stick?

If you want me to post Slack on this newgroup you had better fucking PAY ME! This is where I go to talk about BORING, MEANINGLESS SHIT, and you can whine and preach up a storm all you want but MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT WALKS!!!!

P.S. Did anyone see last night's episode of Voyager YOU FUCKING PSYCHOTICS?