gg gordon (gggor@io.com) wrote: : In article , fruitbat@brown.edu (Eric the Fruitbat) says: nothing showing any : spark of originality and so it was cut into small pieces and pushed up : his nostrils with a power drill.

: Oh insignificant and most tiresome lesion on the asshole of Stang, : why do you persist in entering into a battle of wits when your arsenal : is so pathetically small. Your adolescent bragdaccio is second only : to Duchez in its hollowness and banal cant. The fact that you are even : empowered sufficiently to turn on a computer is a marvel in itself, : but you sully that image of determination by spinning and snapping like : a dog with worms grinding its arse on the carpet. What is apparently : beyond the scope of your pustulent brain is the fact that you : never had a chance wordwise and you end up with shit on your shoes, : your pecker hanging out and looking every inch to imbecile you try : so hard to be.

: For all your ranting and raving you still sound like a kid with : a paper arsehole who isn't quite sure what is going on but thinks that : if he uses enough capital letters he'll be showing everyone what for. : It's bad enough that you even attempt a riposte from time to time : considering how short and dull your little sword. Still what little : talent you have should be nurtured if we can only wean you from the : dictionary and thesaurus. : A final note eric my batty, fruity friend, you really ought to : think about a name change as well as a gland implant. Who can possibly : take a flame seriously when it's posted by some Monty Python fanboy.

Or a guy named G Gordon Gordon. You too were a Monty Python fanboy in your youth, you lite version of Nenslo you!

-QPM

P.S. PAVE THE CHURCH! Ya got my vote, batboy! The church elders remind me of aging pederasts, which tell their younger counterparts that we are lame-asses so often that you KNOW they have something to hide. He wants your youth innocence, idealism, your "lameness", your SLACK for himself, Eric, which is why he taunts you so! He wishes he could be the starry-eyed fanboy he once was, and takes it out by punishing every one he sees! The only hope for the universe is to build a highway over the asses of both him AND Stang, Nenslo, Nickie, all other faux-hipsters and CROWN THE FOOLS KING ONCE AGAIN! WA-HAAA!!! Yes, in the ancient times a king was allowed to retain his title for ONE YEAR, before he was TOSSED IN THE VOLCANO, and so shall it be for the Church! I don't give FLEA STOOL about your past accomplishments, how the church wouldn't be here without your sorry asses, et cetera et cetera! Play that fuckin' song agin or be SLAIN FOR PLAYING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! Whoever is LOUDEST and most CRAZED shall be king on THIS damn newsgroup, slack above ALL else or kill YOU! HERETIC! HERETIC! BURN BURN!

P.S.S. It's time to burn GG at the stake, and pave the church 'til no dandelion, no blade of Hierarchite grass peeks from twixt the pieces of uniform highway which was once "Bob"'s citadel! BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN! The church shall be run by GEEKS, LAMEASSES and GIMPS as it was fucking MEANT TO BE, or there shall be NO CHURCH AT ALL!! Quit playing Conspiracy Advocate, or I'll play into your manipulative schemes!

Postmaster's Bulletin: Also be sure to send money to QPM's ass after you're done paving the church. And to the QPM Morealism fund (tell you bout it later or by email) and any other cause which makes you fall off your chair. Last week I got me a subscription to Teen magazine as "Leslie Rowles", and praise the sweet milk that floweth from the nipples of the hanged Christ, o praise his knees, praise him. Oh praise Saved By The Bell... 1