From: blackmer@husc7.harvard.edu (John Blackmer)
Date: 22 Apr 1995 11:59:00 GMT
Babies have NOT "got it all wrong" when they GRAB EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTHS! Everything tastes DIFFERENT from everything else! Taste your car keys! Your wallpaper! Melted crayons! The faces of random passers-by! Lick your own armpits!
Don't worry about getting your tongue "gicky", a little dirt _won't_ kill you, unless you LET IT. And everything does NOT "taste like chicken!" Put your mouth to ANY Surface and SUCK HARD! Lick! Taste! If you can, stick your entire hand in your mouth!
Everything you put in your mouth (in Slack) becomes the Sweet Nectar of the Gods, the Last Wine of Madness and the Apocalypse, The Nipples of Kali, the Divine Sacrament of Dobbs Yeti, all rolled into one! Seriously!
-agsts q crosspatch
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Subject: Re: PUT EVERYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH!
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
I remember back when Krishna was a little baby one day he was sitting in the yard eating dirt like any normal child and his mom comes out and says,"Krishna! What the hell are you doing? Get that out of your mouth right now!" and Krishna toddles over to her on chubby blue legs and opens his mouth and she looks in there and sees the WHOLE UNIVERSE is in there. So she figured a little dirt wouldn't kill him.
-the original Campbell Kid,
o nenslo
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