I am trying to watch this god of a movie second time in one day which is probably a mistake and is definitely a mistake because my "friend" Bret keeps talking about how it really sucks that the movie is not exactly like the video game. So I can't smoke my cigar yet so I come in here to try to Usenet or something and my forehead falls right off of my face and lands on my keyboard, obliterating everything in a mass of blood and brains, the whole landscape turns into spaghetti-os, whatever it is I think I see becomes crushed skulls and brains to me...

On my right is a "painting" I did, depicting a girl with a scorpion tail and black holes of eyes which take up half her head, who has green skull teeth and a lock/pentacle for a pussy, the grass behind her fades purply into nothingness. I showed it to the girl who inspired it and she said "explain this to me." And I said if an artist explains his work to you he is insulting you and there was lightning coming out of her tail. It's really fun deciding that some perfectly idiotic girl knows all the secrets of the universe and you're more unworthy of her than any could ever be, making yourself throw up every morning from retched nightmare visions of pussy dancing in your head and all along she was really just a reflection of a coffee mug on the wall of your bedroom... Oh silly me, my mistake, another set old chap?

And I had a vision in the bathroom shaving today and had to write "Andy Warhol's Butt is like a MUD PIE" in snaggly letters on a piece of paper and make John stick it on his wall. I had to, I had to...

And Brady said "Thriller" in the middle of the best part of the movie and now I have to murder his face, I already copied his Ween CD, it's okay, it's all gonna be okay...

Okay now the periods are freaking out, it's time to have that cigar.

Has anyone had any good experiences watching the same movie twice in a day? My friend Jonas said never to do that. But look what a fix he's in now... Oh skydiver, where is thy sting? Oh nosedive, thy victory?

-Icarus Razorcletian QPM P.S. I took a shower today, and shaved for an hour, and used soap... Oh what ecstasy. Any of you who haven't tried it, try living out of range of toiletry facilities on a semipermanent basis, with erratic trips to civilization and blessed cleanliness. Oh, so good for the soul! Taking shits in the snow is another heaven, but don't tell my boss about it...
P.P.S. I think my evil twin took my Nice Body Girl poem, cause I can't find it now. Lost beneath the tide... But I do have the kittie caught a mousie one, and if somebody bites I promise to post it. Thnckghhhkn.i promise 1