It's when you squat with your feet on the seat and your butt dangling
without actually touching, in an attitude somewhat like that of our
friend bufo americanus. This way you get more stomach action in for when you
need that extra kick, plus the logs have further to fall so it makes cool
splashy noises. Plus you don't have to sit in someone else's dried or
not so dried piss if it is a public toilet. Don't try this at home,
folks, because if you're not an expert you may end up getting poo all
over your toilet seat. But feel free to practice in restaurants and
nightclubs that you don't like, or when you're too drunk/evil to care.
I got the idea from a book I was reading about Australian aborigines.
Apparently there was a wide epidemic of "kangarooing" in Western
Australia, and a number of public toilets were furnished with signs:
NO KANGAROOING THE SEAT
PEOPLE HAVE TO SIT WHERE YOU SHAT
This struck me as such a Good Thing that I've been doing it ever since.
Kangarooing is much more natural, better for you health-wise, and feels
better than ordinary "waiting for Godot" shitting. Plus it feels kind of
"forbidden", and will give you Slack. And if you aim right, there isn't
even any mess.
Agsts "shit makes no promises" QPM
If you kangaroo the seat too, let me know