I will hereby meet anyone for coffee (in Chicago) who responds to this bulletin (and I hate coffee) I am NOT kidding I don't care if you are a fucked-up psycho I HOPE you are, if you are I will smoke frappy with you in the steam tunnels under the city. I will hereby answer one question in a completely consensual truth with no dodgy no no nanette. First question I get dammit. No dumb jokes. Or kill me.

QPM

This is not some lame hot-air brag about how tough and cool I am. I am dead serious.
my phone number is (888) 412-0683, and my address is 1723 West Acres, Joliet, IL 60435 1