Dennis McClain-Furmanski (dmcclain@runet.edu) wrote:

: * 2qwk! 2.0 * Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.

I BEG TO DIFFER! "YOU UGLY CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT! DON'T JUST SIT THERE LIKE A FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECT! SAY SOMETHING OR I'LL HACK YOU TO BITS!"

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"FJCKGKN BGG GRK I'LL KAIL YEW!" (runs to shed and gets ax) (hacks hapless chair to bits, while chair just sits there grinning idiotically so he has to hack the bits to bits and then the sawdust into bits cause it JUST WON'T FUCKING DIE DIE MOTHERFUCKER NNNNNNNNGG!!!) and then the bits of the chair start reconstituting into that Liquid Terminator guy, but by then it's too late for the whole BLOCK so you have to DESTROY IT BEFORE IT BREEDS so you throw a lit match into the gas pump and... okay okay you're right you're right.

: : -- : "Killfiling's too good for them." -- Vogon Commander, sort of.

By the way Dennis, YOU FUCKIN PIG SHIT LICKING ZOMBIE!

-QPM 1