Okay, so a few years ago my Dad takes me to see "Rick the healer" who is this weird guy who owns a herb shop that only opens when he feels like it, regularly throws people out of his store whenever he doesn't like the look of them, usually bleached crystal love zombies in jogging suits and such scum. On the way over there he tells me about this rick guy: "He makes me nervous, the way he's always insulting me and stuff, but he's certainly an unusual guy. You'd like him."

So we get there, Rick talks about masturbation and fucking and how they relate to the macrobiotic voodoo shit he sells. I'm still mostly Mormon at this point and quite embarassed. Then he looks me up and down and tells me that from my "aura" he can tell that I smoke pot (which was true), that I need a good fuck (which was true), that I'm a faggot-ass sodomite degenerate (which was sort of true), various things about my physical constitution which later proved true, plus that a certain thing about my physical appearance (not fit for the net, but most those of you who need to know about this already do, though maybe you don't know whether that's what I mean. But you're _probably_ right.) that meant that I was a "star-child". I asked him what this meant, and he glanced at my dad and was vague.

So later I go to a new age weenie store and check some books on "star-children". Okay, supposedly a bunch of higher life forms have been incarnated into human form and walk the earth, often thinking they are ordinary humans.A very large number of them were reputedly born into the "Generation X" generation, and are continuing to be born. But the books I found were all written for humans who come in contact with these strange beings rather than the beings themselves, and little help. Plus despite my odd experience with Rick, I was wary of Weird Kook Bullshit (and a good thing too, as I was also still Way Too Trusting). So I didn't pay much attention, and went back to semi-ordinary life.

But since then I have found about a zillion little "hints" to support the Starchild hypothesis. Such as: lyrics of recent pop bands i.e. Ministry, Marylin Manson, etc. This White Wolf cult nonsense (humph! vampires indeed!). And of course, the Church of the Subgenius. The actions of various wandering biker gangs I have met at nightclubs etc. That Scary Shit down in Nawlins. Various manifestations of psychic powers when in non-ordinary mind states, and the inability of most others to do so despite it being "easy, you just...". And then, when on a "whim" I actually sent my $30 to those snake-oil dealin', "sick" mucky fucks in Dallas, WOO! Let the skies BURN! Let the earth TREMBLE! Let mortals know, THE OLD GODS LIVE AGAIN! -agsts Nyeeeoooo QPM


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