If I were to post something with a little emoticon at the end of it, it
would have big fucking FANGS nine feet long sticking out in all
directions with GUNS, AIRPLANES, NEEDLES, RAZORBLADES, fucking little
smurfs getting RIPPED IN HALF, McDonalds workers getting boiled in
french-fry oil, a metric tonne of 12-foot spears which are all impaling
an emoticon of "Zachie Wee-wee" Carleton through every conceivable PORE,
causing him to make That Sound. Yes folks, If I were going to make a
little fucking SHAPE out of ASCII characters, I would not use the same
old shape that BILLIONS of people worldwide had already used a million
zxcdrillion times each and still all thought was 'clever', as some sort
of 'cute' PROTEST AGAINST SLACK which is the purpose of Zachary
carleton's UseNet persona, he says, well, if I can't create Slack through
my posts, I may as well SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ALL OTHERS WHO DO SO. and I
say "fuck that Fuck That FUCK THAT!!!!" If I'm going to put an emoticon
on alt.slack, it'll be That Sound or it fucking WON'T BE THERE, OR KILL
ME, right now, with a New Clear Technologies Total Death Superweapon!!
Don't you have any BALLS, pinkboy? Where's your balls? Did you SELL THEM
in some vain attempt to appear "witty"? Well if so, it TOTALLY FAILED!
Nobody gives one dillionth of a snit about your fucking WHIPPING BOY
BULLSHIT, they just want you to SHUT UP! They want you to EAT A DICK!
They want you to live in a paper cup for ever and ever, they want you to
be pulled in half by Sisyphus and Tantalus, they want to ooooh, have
sex with your butt. Ooooooohhh. Yessss... buttttttt....
-agsts "WHT-tssh!" QPM