From: blackmer@fas.harvard.edu (John Blackmer) Newsgroups: alt.slack,rec.org.mensa,alt.religion.kibology,alt.discordia,alt.usenet.kooks ,alt.suicide.holiday Subject: High Weirdness By Web is NORMAL!!!

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Daedalus Damocletian
1723 West Acres
Joliet IL 60435
-Daddy Long Legs 'Cletian (no relation) QPM -- 1