I just saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 for the first time. When I first saw
the first one I fell out of my chair laughing, couldn't stop laughing,
laughed my face off, and now I saw this one which is ten times BETTER!
DOG WILL HUNT! DOG WILL CHOP UP CUNT! DOG WILL SHRIEK AND CUT MAN'S HEAD
IN HALF WITH WHIRLING ENGINE OF DEATH, ACCIDENTALLY MUTILATE FRIENDS AND
RELATIVES AND. And better stop for those of you who haven't seen it but
suffice to say this movie made me grab my hockey mask and run leaping and
horking around the neighborhood making crazed buzzing sounds with my
invisibe chainsaw, chopping cars in half with the newborn hatchet that is
my face, KA-CHUNNK, grinning and laughing dancing and
GGGRRRRRUNNNGKKKKKXXXXXXXX!!! and man shall become as the Great Old Ones,
shouting and killing and reveling in joy! Fuck that "oh look at miss
thing in her dress, pretending she's Miss Chainsaw Week." I'll
chop your SOUL in half motherfucker! GGGRRRRUNNNGKKKKXXXXX!!!!!
HAAH! Now I see where Texas gets its appeal! GGGRRRRRUNNNGKKKKKXXXXXXXX!!!
-QPM