What an absurd concept. As if "the world" could ever be a happier place. Ask William Blake. Heaven/hell is in your HEAD. RIGHT NOW! And you HOLD THE KEY! Oh shit, I just farted and "made the world a happier place".

Who cares what you said in some "other post"? Post it again, you sad pathetic twat! Fuck you! I bet you get raped by a Greyhound Bus some time in the next week! Mark my words!

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Why "Bob", oh why is this world so full of Hypocrites Against Hypocrisy, Concerned Mothers of America, People Who Hate Themselves Anonymous? Why is it immoral to take a SHIT these days? Oh WHY WHY WHY? Oh wait, that's IT!

Gotta go wreak havoc for no reason,

Agsts "Ready to BITE" Nail Gun QPM

Dear mister Duchez,

You know, I've been thinking seriously about the things you've said, and I think you might be right. Angela wouldn't hurt a fly. I don't know what I could have been thinking either. Yes, you are right. Harsh language cannot accomplish anything good in this world except for hurting people's feelings unnecessarilly, and if I can't say something nice, I shouldn't say anything at all. I guess I was only trying to defend my ego... I don't know, it seems lately I've been doing that a lot. If I'm not careful, sometimes I turn into a really selfish person and start thinking about my own wants and needs without proper consideration for others. It's no wonder everybody hates me, when I've got such a bad attitude. I really need to get with the program, and until I figure out how to do so, you won't see any more posts from me. I never wanted to offend anybody. I hope you can give me a few pointers on how to behave.

I try to be good, it's just these rotten ideas I've been gettin' from that "Bob" book. Why, since I been readin' them, I been thinkin' like I got a right to do whatever I want, say whatever I want, think whatever I want... HEY! You know what, mister goody two-shoes "Lou Duchez"? You are the biggest sycophant I have seen in my entire career as an officer! Why, them little blue men in Vietnam weren't nearly so ass-kiss as you! Dissing an "uberfemme" is a "sin"????? I'll tell YOU what's a sin, you disgusting rapist of other people's ant farms! The TRULY greatest sin in all of SubGeniusdom today is NOT "yelling too loud, you might hurt their feelings", it is WHINING! If she can't take a joke, or a random meaningless insult, FUCK HER! With a greyhound bus! I tell ya son, you in the wrong neighborhood for this kind of "outraged chivalry." And if you want the Church of the Subgenius to turn into a place where I can't say ANYTHING I please, well you'll just have to kill me first because anyone who thinks they can suppress my freedom ONE IOTA better meet me at the crossroads and bring the entire rest of the CON with 'em for backup 'cause I'll take you ALL on! I'll squirt you right off the face of this earth, and all your lame-ass whiney snivelling cowardly complainer friends too! All at once! You think you can hate me for insulting your "Ladies against Women" non-soul, non-cunt, non-girlfriend? You couldn't hate a centipede with NO LEGS! You'd just give it a fine for "failure to comply with standard leg quotient"! In fact, you probably want to get my account cancelled for this "outrage", like you did to ZOOGZ! I KNOW it was you! And don't think I don't know who FORCED David Lee Roth to leave Van Halen against his will! I know who it was! That scratching sound coming from the closet that you thought was just the "building settling" was ME, ASSHOLE! And I was there when you had Ronald Reagan gang-raped by aliens, subsequently breaking his spirit so that he failed to remain Our Nation's Greatest Leader ever and became a doddering pathetic old slobbery man. I got the whole thing on TAPE!! And if you even MOVE, I'll broadcast the whole thing on NATIONAL TV! Then you'll be sorry. I can see you through my little window, retro-hump dust-brain snickers bar face! And I know! I KNOW!!!

Agsts "snivel snivel, please don't, no, put that thing away
Mister Duchez, I was just kidding... Oh please AAAAAA!!!!" Xptch QPM

If this is referring to me, which of course it IS, I don't hate Pinks unless they try to hammer nails into two-by-fours or wear black socks, which makes me SHRIEK and STAB STAB MURDER ON SIGHT! Right now this very wrong second!

"Crippled," my ass! (or not really my ASS, but you know what I mean)

Actually, right now I sort of feel like...
MICROSOFT WORD: The Proposal. THAT is what I feel about Pinks, "angela",

In the beginning, there was the Tao, and the Tao gave birth to the Word, and the word became the Ten Thousand Things. And much gooshing of pickle cake on faces was made that day I tell you. But then came the Micro/soft "word" which gave birth to "safety tips for teens". Need I say more?

NO, I don't think so, I think you ALL understand. In this sea of faces insipid as cows and words as banal as Please Bring Valid ID if you would like to drink at our SOULLESS COCKTAIL PARTY THAT MUST DIE ... okay. Okay, AMEN.

Amen again,
Agsts "shit-lick lackey" QPM