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Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations,
10-10-95.
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#1.     Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to 
	avoid a collision.

#2.     Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South
	to avoid a	collision.

#1.     This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, 
	divert YOUR course.

#2.     No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

#1      THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP
	OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

#2.     This is a lighthouse. Your call.