Subject: FW: a bunch of religious shit


 
     1. Fatalism
     Shit happens.
     
     
     2. Confucianism
     Confucius say, "Shit happens.
     
     3. Taoism
     Shit can  only happen if you're constipated.
     
     4. Calvinism
     shit happens only if you are no good
     
     5. Buddhism
     If shit happens, is it really shit?
     
     6. Seventh Day Adventism
     Shit doesn't happen on Saturday.
     
     7. Zen
     What is the sound of shit happening?
     
     8. Hedonism
     There is nothing like a good shit happening.
     
     9. Hinduism
     This shit happened before.
     
     10. Mormonism
     This shit is going to happen again.
     
     11. Mormonism
     Excretement happens
     
     12. Islam
     If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
     
     13. Islam
     If shit happens, take a hostage.
     
     14. Iranian Fundamentalism
     You better stay off my shit list.
     
     15. Moonies
     Only happy shit really happens.
     
     16. Stoicism
     I can take this shit.
     
     17. Protestantism
     Let this shit happen to someone else.
     
     18. Catholicism
     Shit happens because you are BAD.
     
     19. Judaism
     Why does shit always happen to us?
     
     20. Hare Krishna
     Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.
     
     21. Zoroastrianism
     Shit happens half the time.
     
     22. Christian Scientist
     This shit isn't really happening.
     
     23. Existentialism
     You create your own shit and make it happen
     
     24. Rastafarianism
     Lets smoke this shit!
     
     25. Nihilism
     Who gives a shit what happens?
     
     26. Jehovah's Witnesses
     Knock knock.  "Shit happens."
     
     27. Agnosticism
     I don't know shit.
     
     28. Southern Baptistism
     Shit only happens to moderates.
     
     29. Southern Baptistism
     Shit will happen!  Praise the Lord
     
     30. Unitarianism
     Any kind of shit you want happens.
     
     31. Secular Humanism
     Shit should happen equally to everyone.
     
     32. Analytical philosophy
     Define "Shit"  define "Happen."
     
     33. Panglossianism
     With all this shit, there must be a pony around here somewhere.
     
     34. Atheism
     No shit.
     
     36. Akoslamism
     My grandfather was Big Shit.
     
     37. Sadism
     I <em>enjoy</em> making shit happen
     
     38. Satanism
     Holy Shit!
     
     40. Deism
     Shit is nature, nature is god, so thanks for the compliment.
     
     41. Figism 
     Shit happens, and it's all my fault.
     
     42. Goatism 
     Good Morning!  Shit happens.
     
     43. Peer Pressurism
     Everyone's shitting, you should too.
     
     44. Feminism
     Our shit is better than mens.
     
     45. Bobbitism
     SHIT HAP
     
     46. Gulliblism
     Did you know, "shit" isn't in the dictionary?
     
     47. Capitalism
     I have more shit than you do
     
     48. Nazism
     Ve haff vays uff makink sheet happen.
     
     50. Communism
     Everyone is treated the same except for the leaders: like shit!
     
     51. Masochism
     I like it when shit happens.
     
     53. Jainism 
     Shit happens, if it don't hurt shit.
     
     54. Monism
     There is only one shit.
     
     56. Theism
     All shit is God's shit
     
     61. Dualism 
     Good shit, bad shit
     
     63. Egotism
     I am the shit!
     
     64. Exorcism
     Get the shit out.
     
     66. Gnosticism
     Good shit, bad shit
     
     68. Televangelism
     Your tax deductable donation could make this shit stop happening.
     
     69. Amishism
     This shit is good for the soil.
     
     70. Einsteinism
     Shit is relative.
     
     71. Freudism
     Shit is a phallic symbol.
     
     72. Freudism
     Sometimes shit is just shit
     
     73. Americanism
     Who gives a shit?
     
     74. Realism 
     I think I need to take a shit.
     
     75. Denialism
     What shit?
     
     76. Lysdexiaism
     Happ Shitens.
     
     78. Snappleism
     Made from the best shit on earth
     
     79. Neil Armstrongism
     One small shit for me, but a giant heap for mankind.
     
     80. Politically Correctism
     Nutritionally Corrected Output happens. 
     
     81. Unixism
     Core dump happens
     
     82. Waldoism 
     Where is that little shit? 
     
     
     85. Creationism
     And God said, "Let there be shit."
     
     86. Xenophopianism
     Strange shit can't be trusted
     
     92. Farmism
     Manure