The Excedrin Penis: It's thiiiiiiiis big.
The Snickers Penis:   It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis:   Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis:  Its fallen and it can't get up.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis:   How many licks DOES it take...?
The m&m Penis:   melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The lucky charms penis:   They're magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis:   it keeps going and going.
The Right Gaurd Penis:   anything less is uncivilized.
**The Cambells Soup Penis:   mmm mmm good.
The Kix Penis:   kid tested, mother aproved.
The McDonald's Penis:   over 8 billion served.
The Ragu Penis:   comes out chunkier than the rest.
*The Cobain Penis:  it blows itself away.
The All State Penis:  You're in good hands.
The 7-up Penis:  The UN-penis
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis:   It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis:   Great Taste Less Filling:
The Transformers Penis:   Its more than meets the eye.
*****The Twizzler Penis:   It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis:  PENIS!
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis:   takes a lickin and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis:  Have it your way right away.
The Flinstones Vitamins Penis:  10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Little Ceaser's Penis:  Penis!! Penis!!
The Mortal Kombat Penis:  Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis:  The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis:  Matt, stop, you're getting too good.
The Domino's Pizza Penis:  Deliver's in 30 min or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis:  What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis:  Lasts an extra extra long time.
The Charmin Penis:  Dont squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis:  Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis:  Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95 Penis:  If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis:  You've come a long way, baby.
The secret Penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machine Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Sanka Penis:  Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis:  Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis:  Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Reeses Penis:  How do you eat your penis.