The Difference Between LOVE and LUST...


LOVE - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.

LOVE - when intercourse is called 'making love'.
LUST - all the other times.

LOVE - when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - when you argue over who gets the wet spot.

LOVE - when you share everything you own.
LUST - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.

LOVE - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.

LOVE - when you phone each other just to say "G'day".
LUST - when you phone each other just to organise sex.

LOVE - when you write poems about your partner.
LUST - when all you write is your phone number.

LOVE - when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST - when you couldn't give a shit.

LOVE - when your farewell is "I love you darling...".
LUST - when your farewell is "So, same time next week...".

LOVE - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.

LOVE - when your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - when your groin twitches everytime you see them.

LOVE - when nobody else matters.
LUST - when nobody else knows.

LOVE - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - when it's just the same old mushy shit.

LOVE - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - when staying together is something you try not to think about.

LOVE - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST - when you're only interested in one thing.