Dr. Seuss meets Quentin Tarantino...

       I would not eat Royale with Cheese,
       So do not even ask me, please.
       I won't eat fries with mayonnaise,
       I would not touch them anyways.
       I would not drink five-dollar shake,
       'Cause it gives me tummy-ache.
       If I snort some uncut smack,
       Blood and mucous I will yak.
       "Why don't you eat pork?" you whine,
       It's just 'cause I don't dig on swine.
       Would you could you with a shrimp?
       Would you could you with the Gimp?
       I would not do so, but instead,
       I think I'll blow off Marvin's head.

BRING ON THE GIMP!