The Swamp Encounter
Murray:
BOO! Guybrush: AHHHHH! Murray: Bwahahahahahahaha! Guybrush: Oh, it's just you again. Murray: Just your most terrifying image of evil revisited! Guybrush: Yeah, right. Murray: I bring you warning from the infernal realms... do not go farther into the swamp! Turn back! Turn back! Darkness will envelop you! Bwahahahahahahaha! Guybrush: How'd you get all the way up there? Murray: Through sheer force of will. Guybrush: Uh huh. Murray: All right, it was a bunch of those weird voodoo kids. They found me on shore and put me on top of this spike, all the time thinking they were so funny. Guybrush: Do you need me to help you down? Murray: Help? I need no help from you foolish mortals! I am Murray! The all-powerful demonic skull! Guybrush: Okay, just thought I'd ask. Murray: Don't get me wrong; I do appreciate the offer. Guybrush: What are you doing up there? Murray: I am standing as a testament... Guybrush: Standing? Murray: ...hanging as a testament to the power of the forces of Evil that will one day claim victory over the entire earth! Guybrush: How long are you going to keep doing that? Murray: As long as it takes. Guybrush: Must get pretty dull up there, I suppose. Murray: Never! The powers of darkness are never dull! We will one day prove that... oh, who am I trying to fool? I'm bored out of my skull. Figuratively speaking, of course. Guybrush: You seem restless. Murray: Oh, I don't know. It's just that not many people come through this swamp. Guybrush: What would you rather be doing? Murray: I need to be out among the lesser people, terrifying them and causing pain and misery. Guybrush: That would make you happy? Murray: Yes, happy, in a dark, demonic way. Guybrush: Do you know anything about lifting curses? Murray: Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp. Guybrush: You seem bitter. Murray: I'm sorry. It's been a rough day. Guybrush: I'd love to stay and chat, but ...uh... I've got to go.