Drink three times if someone wields the power of the jewel
Drink whenever a prophecy is mentioned
Drink twice if a prophecy is fulfilled
Drink whenever someone steals something
Drink twice if it wasn't Silk, Belgarath or Talen
Drink whenever someone makes jokes about someone's age
Drink twice if it wasn't about Belgarath
Drink whenever someone refuse to believe in magic
Drink every time someone makes gestures meant to indicate magic
Drink whenever some easily recognisable trait in the bad-guy is mentioned (such as white eyes, white hair, foul body-odour, stars under the skin...)
Drink every time a child does something wholly un-childish
Drink every time a god/goddess is mentioned
Drink twice if the god/goddess is a child
Drink every time there's a graphic description of a beheading or disembowelment
Drink whenever someone blushes
Drink twice if it wasn't Garion or Ehlana
Drink three times if it was Belgarath
Drink whenever someone raises an eyebrow
Drink twice if it's not Polgara
Drink every time someone mentions a queen's lack of, or inability to have, children
Drink whenever someone insinuates that a queen is an as good (or better) ruler than her husband is
Drink whenever someone communicates with an animal
Drink twice if it wasn't a horse or a wolf
Drink every time someone uses an assumed name
Drink twice if it's not Silk
Drink whenever someone talks in archaic speech
Drink twice if it wasn't a Mimbrate or a god
Drink whenever someone talks in a strange accent
Drink twice if it isn't Beldin or Caalador
Drink every time someone tries to kill themselves
Drink twice if they succeed
Drink whenever someone's real identity is revealed
Drink twice if they'll have to prove it
Drink three times if they can't
Drink every time someone does something 'romantic' in the close proximity of water
Drink whenever a creature almost, but not quite, like a troll is mentioned
Drink whenever a god shows signs of madness or stupidity
Drink whenever an Arend shows signs of humour or intelligence
Drink when Silk keeps making clever remarks at least twice after someone has asked him to stop.
Drink every time someone asks 'Why me?'
Drink every time someone says 'That's impossible!'
Drink every time someone says 'Trust me.'
Drink every time someone says 'Heresy!'
Drink every time someone exclaims 'You wouldn't!'
Drink twice if they reply 'Wouldn't I?'
Drink every time someone is killed
Drink everything in sight if it was a main character
This list is far from complete. It was just something I amused myself with while my computer was down. Thanks to Sunni for additional material.
All suggestions are welcome; "sunshiney@geocities.com".
Have fun!
