Internet Survey

Please tell me the first thing you would tell a newbie about the internet: (Do not hit return)

1) How long have you been online?: Under 3 months; Between 3 months and 1 year; Between 1 and 2 years; Between 2 and 4 years; More than 4 years
2) How often do you visit Eagle's Nest?: Every Day; Once per week; Once per month; Once per year