Why Corn on the Cob is Better Than Corn off the Cob
Here are my views on corn.
Both corn on the cob, and off the cob are kick-ass, but which one is better?
I would have to say corn on the cob for a few reasons.
Corn on the cob is easier to eat, so you can hold it in one hand, while eating Cheesy Poofs with the other.
While you have to eat corn off the cob with a mudfucking spoon, who has time for that?
Corn on the cob is always fresh and ready to eat, and it kind of looks like a dildo *eats a handful of Cheesy Poofs*
You don't even know what a dildo is fatass!
Yes I do! Don't call me fat pigfucker!
While you have to either eat corn off the cob frozen, or cut it yourself, and I've cut my Goddamn fin...err some idiot could cut their Godamn finger off doin' that
So, in comparison, corn on the cob is kick ass.
get your own