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What do Alaskan lifeguards wear?
Do they swim around in sweaters?
It the polar ice caps melted,
Would it make the water wetter?
If we brought along a sack of air,
Could we populate the moon?
If the black sea mixed with the red sea,
Would it be a deep maroon?
Did Superman use pen and ink
Cause he couldn't see through lead?
If the Beatles had been women
Would they be the Lady Bugs instead?
If California disappeared?
Would there be a Western Coast?
And if everybody likes it,
Why not sell and package toast?
Will I ever learn how to spell
ON-A-MON-A-PE-A?
Will this poem stop abruptyly
If I run out of ideas?
If you smash a black and white TV,
Would it be a bunch of gray?
If my teacher likes this poem,
Do you think I'll get an A?

HQ Bard

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