Joe Bob Brentwood Meets the Chair People from Rodan 5

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Joe Bob Brentwood Meets the Chair People of Rodan 5

One day Joe Bob was walking down the street and he fell in a hole. When he work up he was surrounded by chair with little reptilian eyes. He asked them what they wanted and they just said "Information." So Joe Bob told them everything he knew about anything. It took about 15 minutes.

Then the chair people went back to Rodan 5 and told their leader that Earth was a waste of time; people that stupid couldn't possibly be any help. Imagine, millions of light years through the universe, looking for intelligent life, and they missed it by 20 feet!

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