Church Bulletins

October 3, 1999

Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m.  The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Don't let worry kill you.  Let the Church help.

Thursday night Potluck Supper.  Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church.  Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social.  All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet.  Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.  All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see  the minister in his private study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water".  One of the ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will join in.


Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.


A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.   Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

Pastor is on vacation.  Massages can be given to church secretary.

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM.  Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped  My Pledge-Up Yours."

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Evening massage - 6 p.m.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

The pastor will preach his farewell  message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service.  The pastor will then speak on "it's a Terrible Experience."

Stewardship Offertory:  "Jesus Paid It All"

The music for today's service was all composed by George F.Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening.  Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

Today's Sermon:  HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?  With hymns from a full choir.