This is my version of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." I re-did it for all of us ladies!

Baby Got Ass
by Atharaenea Altan
original song copywrite Sir Mix-A-Lot
No money is made off this, so please don't sue!

Oh my God. Becky, look at his butt! It is SO cute! He looks like one of those Chippendale guys! But who's actually seen a Chippendale guy? Let's go talk to him cause he looks like he's a total gigalo! I mean, his butt, it's just so cute! I can't believe it's just so tight, it's like cute! Look! He's just so... HOT!!! I like cute butts and I do not lie! You other girls can't deny, that when a guy walks in with a itty bitty butt and looks like he's from porny you get horny! Wanna make him stuff it cause you notice that butt is tight! Tight in the jeans he's wearing! I'm hooked and I can't stop staring! Oh baby I wanna get on ya in the back of a Honda! My girl friends tried to warn me but that butt you got makes me so horny! Ooo cute in those jeans, you say you wanna lick my beans - well ride me, don't hide me, cause you ain't the average guy! I seen him dancing, to hell with romancing! He's hot! A lot! Wanna ride that thing he's got! I'm tired of magazines, saying muscle's all the thing! Take the average guy and ask a slut - he gotta have a cute butt! So ladies! Yeah! Ladies! Yeah! Does your boyfriend have an ass? Hell yeah! So shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake that tight little butt! Baby got ass! *music* Baby got ass! I like em cute and tight, and when I'm riding all night, I just can't help myself I'm screaming out loud, you'd get quite wowed! I wanna take you home, and grunt yeah and grunt! I ain't talkin about playgirl, riding makes my toes curl! I want them real hard and long! So pull out that wong! Make me a little song! Begging for a piece of that gong! So I'm looking at rock videos! Lots of guys walking like gay! You can have them gay! I'll roll mine in the hay! A word to the guys I wanna hump ya! I'll grab that rump ha! But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ride to the break of dawn! Baby got it going on! That's why I write this song! Cause them sluts like to be payed to play! And I'd rather have fun for free! Cause I'm ready, and hot, and I've got structure yes a lot! So men! Yeah! men! Yeah! You wanna ride in my Mercedes Benz? Yeah! Then turn around, stick it out, even old women got the shout! Baby got ass! *music* Baby got ass! Yeah baby, when it comes to men, WWF don't have nothing to do with my selection! 36-34-30. Only if he's 6'1"! So your boyfriends got the hair! So go get him some Nair! But Nair don't do nothing to make an ass! My cunt don't want none unless you got ass, son! Do push-ups and get in fights! Keep that ass real tight! Some girls wanna say ya gotta be smart, they can go and fart! So they dump ya, and leave ya, and I pull up quick to grab ya! So WWF says you're too thin! Well I wanna rub your skin! Cause your ass is cute and your package big, and I wanna have your kid! To the huge hunk guys in the magazines, you ain't it Mr. Thing! Give me a mister I can't resist em! Red hot and I do lick him! Some chick tried to diss, cause her guys are on my list, she was a bitch and wouldn't ride 'em, and I'd pull up quick to get them! So guys if the butt is tight, and you wanna triple X tonight, dial 1-900-FUCK-A-LOT, and lets grab those cute little butts! Baby got ass! *music* Baby got ass! *music* Little in the brains but you got a nice ass! Little in the brains but you got a nice ass! Little in the brains but you got a nice ass! Little in the brains but you got a nice ass! *whip sound*


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