HATE MAIL!!!Hey cadets! This is the new part of our website devoted to some of the most ridiculous hate mail we've recieved since this site began. We've also included our witty responses to boost our egos. If you'd like a shot, try it here. Good luck, ace. By the way, you might have noticed I COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THE LINKS PAGE!!! I told you I was bad at this HTML business. It'll be back up shortly, I have to call Mike Long now. ATTEMPT #1Moron - "WHY DO GURLS SUX THE YARE VERY USEFULL, LIKE SEX, BFING BLOWING , FINGERING AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF.. WELL CHECK OUT MY BAND WEB PAGE OK Out Of Order ... IT IS GREAT LOV U GUYS ONLY IF U CHANCE YOUR TITLE" Hi. It's paul from Eww...You're a Girl and Girls Suck! Yeah...you're pretty dumb there, you know. You should get that checked out. Maybe I'd be able to get past the stupidity of your message if your grammar and spelling were above the "horrible" level. Speaking of which, I don't even know what "BFING" is!! What the fuck is that? Girls are useful for BFING? Right on. I'll agree. I'm also thinking about changing - I think you meant changing because you wrote "CHANCING" which makes no sense - our band name just because you say so. Anyone who knows the ins and outs of BFING like you, ought to have a pretty good idea about music. Thanks again for your wonderful input! Sexually Yours, paul ATTEMPT #2"Starlene" wrote - "FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BOYS CAN DO GIRLS CAN DO TEN TIMES BETTER. SO GO SUCK YOUR ONE INCH FAGGOT DICK YOU MOTHER FUCKER AND THAT BAND SUX Woah! Hey - do you understand that our band name is a joke? I'm not actually a sexist! You need to calm down, don't you think? Our name is Eww...You're a Girl and Girls Suck! because people like you will get the wrong idea and get all mad about nothing. Don't you find it funny how everyone gets so uptight when they think someone isn't being politically correct? (hint hint - that's you). And by the way, how could I possibly suck my dick, like you asked, if its only one inch long? That would be an impossible reach and besides...."anything boys can do, girls can do ten times better" Sinfully Yours, paul ATTEMPT #3Moron - "thier is nothing wrong with being a certain sex. calling this site 'girls suck' is really discriminating. We are all minorities and shouldn't be treated this way. Not that many people care about how others feel, which is really sad. What if more people in thornhill new what it was like to get treated really badly." Thank you for taking the time to check out our website, Lizzy. I'm getting tired of explaining how the name is a joke so I'm just going to let you believe that we're all sexist. It gives you something to whine about. How's that? Yours Bi-Weekly, paul ATTEMPT #4Alright - we had a bit of an e-mail war with this guy. This is from bits and pieces of letters he's written to us. We begin our story just after I called him a dumb jock because he was bragging how much more "head" he gets than we do. Great. I recommend you read this one, he definitely takes the prize. Biggest Moron - BRAD KELSAL (with the subject of "Okay you fucking Jews!") wrote: "Ok you think I'm dumb? well just let me proove my intellectual abilty if I may. Every guy in your band is a necrofiliac who mollest little boys by leuring them into your homes by offering them candy. Not to mention the beastyality amongst your "band" how many cows have you raped anyway? And by the way if my house is even looked at by your unwashed, grungy, welfair resipiant, value village shopping ass I swear I'll come looking for you and I will find you!!!!! Well geeks its been fun but I got things to see, girls to do, just one of the perks of being a built "dumb jock" How many good girls do you guys get? Oh none I guess shopping at value village and smelling like my ass isn't too appealing to the opposite sex well you'll always have each other. P.S. have a nice day P P.P.S SUCK MY DICK LEAH SURE SEEMED TO LIKE IT HEHEHEHEHE!!!!! "Proove", "necrofiliac", "mollest", "bestyality" "welfair" and "resipiant" - all words that need to be spell checked before proving your intellectual ability. It actually brings me confidence to know that you won't be listening to our "fucking jew" music anyway. And just so you know, I shower daily....I smell like your ass? Maybe YOU should shower more often, bro. *Hey everyone, I know where this guy lives, lets all go and "look" at his house!* By the way, why does everyone want me to suck dick? |