I was hacking the jungle when I hit a patch of ant's- To my great amazement I got ant's in my pants- With a creek by the side I jumped in with full gear- For at the time those little critters were running up my rear.

I brushed and I wiggled in the water to drown the ant's- And no matter how I fought I still had ant's in my pants- I was really soaked from my head to my toe- When I noticed kind of quick some ant's were bitting low.

So down with my pants as I also cleared some air- There laid this Army ant kindly playing in my hair- But I managed to overcome as I smashed this ant with my thumb- I think this little ant thought I was a great big crumb.

Jimmy Bowling-October 23; 1988