Fun Things To Do At Halloween

Give out Christmas cards.

Egg your own house.

Hand out chocolate covered grasshoppers.

Give out Christmas cards.

Egg your own house.

Hand out chocolate covered grasshoppers.

Curse loudly and smash your own pumpkins, threaten to call the police.

Stand in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkins.

Hide Easter Eggs.

Put up Christmas decorations.

Open the door for trick-or-treaters, before you drop in the candy pause and ask, "Hey wait, are you over 21?" close the door.

Set off fireworks in your front lawn.

Hand out broken matchsticks.

Give out rocks, say "The candy is on the inside."

Make trick-or-treaters give YOU candy.

Classify the candy as "experimental"

attempt to break car windows by throwing Gemi Bears at them.