File Name: Anthony C. Elowsky
Primary Specialty: Bass
Secondary Specialty: Robotics
Birthplace: UNKNOWN

Dr. Smoothe was a member of many bands before joining Cobra Youth, including the Violently Ill and the Sweethearts. Joining in August of 1998, Dr. Smoothe was one of the founding members of the Cobra Youth. He brought to the band a hardcore edge and a "need for speed" attitude which complimented the other member's eclectic tastes. Dr. Smoothe is currently an inactive member of the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music.

Code Name: Extraordinary Gentleman
File Name: Sean Grant
Primary Specialty: Guitar
Secondary Specialty: Ninja
Birthplace: Ohio
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The Extraordinary Gentleman's musical career started with a band called Die Eeyore in southern Ohio that included Ryan Gelatin and later included Baron Krapptauer. When Frenchie chaps was terminated, the Extraordinary Gentleman was the most logical replacement for the position of guitarist. He joined the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music in March of 1999. He was the driving force behind the new heavier sound of Cobra Youth. the Extraordinary Genntleman is currently an inactive member of the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music.

Code Name: Frenchie Chaps
File Name: Jason Stollstiemer
Primary Specialty: Guitar
Seconday Specialty: Ninja
Birthplace: UNKNOWN
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Frenchie Chaps was one of the founding members of the Cobra Youth but quickly became known as "the little bitch" due to his drmatic approach towards dealing with problems. Frenchie would often become "two-faced" when confronted with negative comments about his Cobra Youth band mates.Frenchie would quickly denounce Cobra Youth if he thought he could save face,even among total strangers. Dispite his talent and guitar prowess, his constant lack of help and incessant "shit talking" earned him his termination from Cobra Youth.
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"Frenchie was kicked out of every band he was ever known for being in. Yeah, he can play guitar real well, but, he can talk shit even better.And nobody likes a shit talker."

Code Name: Ryan Gelatin
File Name:Ryan Disney
Primary Specialty:Vocals
Secondary Specialty: Mind Control
Birthplace: Ohio
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Ryan Gelatin was a members of the southern Ohio punk rock band Die Eeyore with the Extraordinary Gentleman and Baron Krapptauer. Joining in August of 1998, Ryan Gelatin was one of the founding members of the Cobra Youth.Ryan capped of the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music's sonic assault with clever lyrics hidden beneath ear-shattering vocals that kept the audiences wondering what he was screaming about. Ryan Gelatin is currently an inactive member of the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music.

Code Name: Glokkis
File Name:CLASSIFIED
Primary Specialty: Photography
Secondary Specialty: Vocal Explosion
Birthplace:Detroit, Michigan
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Glokkis was originally part of a super trio called the Ypsi Heroes. She is also part of a group called the Agents of the Evil Meteor. Glokkis joined Cobra Youth in October of 1999 and joined the Ministry of Music as a Vocalist along side Prof. Pickens in January of 2000. In February of 2001 the "One Youth or No Youth" pact was made between the "Kill Us Before We Stop Again" tour line-up. Glokkis' is currently an inactive member of the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music.

Code Name: Fizzchick
File Name:CLASSIFIED
Primary Specialty: Sonic Assault
Secondary Specialty: Propaganda
Birthplace:Michigan
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Fizzchick has played in several band like 4%, Chapstik and now Christ Puncher. In November of 1999 he joined the Cobra Youth Brigade. He is currently going to school for journalism and has written a piece or two about Cobra Youth, one of which was turned into one of our latest propaganda pieces. Fizzchick, as of June of 2000, started playing bass for the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music. In February of 2001 the "One Youth or No Youth" pact was made between the "Kill Us Before We Stop Again" tour line-up. Fizzchick is currently an inactive member of the Cobra Youth Ministry of Music.

Code Name: Nevahkrist
File Name:CLASSIFIED
Primary Specialty: Intelligence
Secondary Specialty: Ordinance
Birthplace:Dearborn,Michigan
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Nevahkrist was a vocalist in Minibike and Counterpunch and part of something called Experimental Project Mindwipe before he joined Cobra Youth in August of 1999. He joined the Ministry of Music soon after in Early September as the bassist. Nevahkrist is the Commander of a secret wing of the Cobra Youth called the Black Flank, whose mission it is to take over New York. Nevahkrist is now an inactive member of the Ministry of Music.

Code Name: Eggz Benedict
File Name:CLASSIFIED
Primary Specialty:Technology
Secondary Specialty:Sonic Assault
Birthplace:Pontiac,Michigan
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Eggz Benedict played drums for The Baby Killers but couldn't stand playing with ex-Cobra Youth guitarist Jason Stollstiemer a.k.a. Frenchie Chaps who was also in the Baby Killers. Leaving the Baby Killers, Eggz joined Cobra Youth in August of 1999 as the guitarist. Eggz Benedict is currently an inactive member of the Ministry of Music.

Code Name: Ivy
File Name:CLASSIFIED
Primary Specialty:Bass
Secondary Specialty:Saboteur
Birthplace:Michigan
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Ivy joined Cobra Youth in early 1999. Ivy joined the Ministry of Music on stage for their performance of "Lovesong" on October 23rd,1999. Ivy has gone on to play Bass for Stroker Ace, a Detroit based rock band. Ivy is currently an inactive member of the Ministry of Music.