INSPIRING & FUNNY ARTICLES
		
Something meaningful to share
     
We are born with two eyes in front because we must not always 
look behind, but see what lies ahead, beyond ourselves.
We are born to have two ears-one left, one right so we can 
hear both sides, collect both the compliments and criticisms, 
to see which are right.
We are born with a brain concealed in a skull then no matter 
how poor we are, we are still rich, for no one can steal what 
our brain contains, packing in more jewels and rings than you 
can think.
We are born with two eyes, two ears , but one mouth for the 
mouth is a sharp weapon, it can hurt, flirt, kill remember our 
motto: talk less, listen and see more.
We are born with only one heart, deep in our ribs it reminds 
us to appreciate and give love from deep within.
     
     
Balance in our Lives
     
"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five 
balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, 
friends and spirit - and you're keeping all of these in the 
air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If 
you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls - 
family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass. If you 
drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, 
nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the 
same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your 
life."
     
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TAMPAX
     
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've 
come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up 
several items at a discount store.  When she finally got up to 
the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price 
tag.  Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the 
intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear:
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE."  That was 
bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently 
misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS."  In a 
business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO 
YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU 
POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
     
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HOW THE RICH GET RICHER
  
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for 
the loan = officer. He said he was going to Europe on business 
for two weeks and = needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer 
said the bank would need some = security for such a loan. The 
business man then handed over the keys to = a Rolls Royce that 
as parked on the street in front of the bank.  = Everything 
checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as = 
collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into 
the = bank's underground garage and parked it there.  Two weeks 
later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the = 
interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, 'We do 
appreciate = your business and this transaction has worked out 
very nicely, but we = are a bit puzzled. While you were away we 
checked and found that you are = a multimillionaire. What 
puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow = $5,000?'  The 
business man replied: 'Where else in New York City can I park 
my car = for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?'