Real Name: Malissa Louise Cadwallader

Deodorant I use: AridXXDry--Specially delivered!!
(Tricia ordered it for me off the website. I guess I smell. "Don't talk to me...I smell!")

Favorite color: some dingy Black shade

My Pets: Oscar Peidameyer, the AMAZING FLYING CATFISH,
Athena (the bitchiest hamster known to man), Max (the coolest shit hamster ever),
and Kitiara... the black witch cat that eats green tinsel on the day after Christmas

Fav. movies: Dead Poets' Society, Anastasia, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Robin Hood

Hobbies: Usually anything that involves making a fool out of myself will suffice

My Dream car: once a mustang, then a Shaggin' Wagon, now I want a Riv dammit

Type of car I drive: Chinky piece of shit with a broken water pump that costs $150 to replace cuz it's a CHINKY TOY CAR.
No offense to any of you wonderful Chinese people who may be reading this-- Oh, and I LOVE your food!!!

Phrase I overuse: "Chinky piece of shit" and any curse words mentioned above

Fav. food: PEANUT BUTTER (lemons are cool, too)

Most romantic thing that ever happened to me: when my x-bf read to me :)

Fav. song at the moment:
"I'm in a hurry to get things done,
I rush and rush until life's no fun.
All I gotta do is just live and die,
but I'm in a hurry and don't know why . . ."

Marital Status: eTernally alone... and that's by choice

Simple or complicated: It's gotta be complicated or else life's just not worth livin'

Law or anarchy: Law once I'm President >:)

Sleeping Schedule: Stay up till 6 AM and sleep till 8 AM
"I'm high on life, can't you tell?"

Dark or light nail polish: Just so it *`SpArKLEs'*

Tall or short: All I gotta say is that I'm short as an Elf and you better like me

Jeans or khakis: Black overalls 17 sizes too big with an army jacket

10 acquaintances or 1 best friend: 1 Best Friend, is anyone free for the job?

Kids or no kids: Preferably 100, but i'll leave the limits up to my hubby

Half empty or half full: It's been empty for a while now

Red or White Car: Silver with Purple lettered poetry

Hug or kiss: Peanut Butter says it all, my friend, and so much more... >:)

Happy or sad: manic depressive, why do you think i write poetry and confine myself to my room day and night?

Live or die: The only thing worth living for is dying

Front page or sports page: Depends... Did the Penguins play last night?

Pitching wedge or Nine-iron: Well, it goes the same distance with either one for me, so i just use the eenie-meanie-miny-moe method. Besides, watching Jeff Slep get nasty with the green is pretty funny in itself

Now wasn't that fun . . . =) ( just say yes and nod your heads...) This page hosted by