I think right now somewhere in the world a government is denying someone their personal freedom and even torturing and killing people and we are doing nothing about it.

I think we are the all singing all dancing crap of the world.

I think these are three of my most favourite girls.

I think Broccoli with cheese sauce is a good substitute for Pizza.

I think I need to win the lottery. The world would definately be a better place.

I think Root Beer goes with everything. It should be made with real roots though....

I sometimes think the world sucks 'cause people are so caught up in their politics and wars and money grabbing and addictions to care about anything that is really important. It must have been paradise at the dawn of time.

I think that some of the worst movies ever made are the best.

I think people don't need the government, but the government NEEDS the people. Ever their armies are made up of us the people, I wonder why we don't have more control.

I think this is a rotten world of shit we live in and sometimes think very dark thoughts.

I think shittiness is very catchy. It takes just one shitty person to turn a whole group of people shitty. Fortunately, I through my strength of WILL am above that, mostly anyway......

I think I now know why God has chosen me as a whipping boy. My experiences as His whipping boy have given me the ability to turn on a very stoeic mindframe. I think there is very little anyone can now do to me that I can not take. I've almost started to develope a pride in my ability to take hardship and pain and shirk it off like water on a ducks back. But, I know to beware of pride or I'll really get the bomb. My only fear is that this ability to feel nothing also impedes my ability to feel happiness. Maybe thats why I had such glorious days in the sun of my youth, God's little gift, for what I have to lose now. I also wonder if this is all just a prelude, getting me ready for something truely terrible, but I can't imagine what.

It really is pretty simple. I don't know why you people keep on insisting on making it complicated. It must be part of the master plan, the powers that be make it complicated and so you feel you should too. It really isn't, once you cut all the shit....

I can't see it...Why make good people, cool people or beautiful things, if you are only gonna cover them in so much shit that they are lost????
What was God thinking?
I wish I could just give up, but I know if I do, I'll never know the answer....

I think you shouldn't worry to much about the present situation, no matter how bad it is. Worrying never really helps anyway and besides, trust me, things are only gonna get worse. ....

THOMAS PAINE should be required reading in every grade of every school on the planet!!!!!....

Sometimes I think I've done all this before. It's like I'm going through the motions and I know what's going to happen but I just don't remember it. Sometimes I catch a glimpse like a memory, but it's useless 'cause I can't really change anything. Sometimes I even tell people not to do sometimes because I know something bad is going to happen, but nobody ever listens. Hell, I don't even listen myself!!!!!....

Here is some bullshit I posted in a local club when some of the young lads were bithcing about girls and relationships and that sort of junk:

IMPORTANT POINTS
1) No guy should even THINK about a serious relationship until he is at least 25 with a decent job and not living at home...

2) Women should assume no guy under 25 or without a job, or living at home is worth a serious relationship.

3) Guys should assume women assume this and should just go for the rubbing when a woman shows interest no matter how much you have to lead them on...but once you get the rubbing don't make it into a relationship over some fucked up sense of guilt, and avoid getting CUNT-STRUCK at all costs..

4) Women should know guys are assuming the above and therefore should know better than to believe any amount of bullshit an under 25, underemployed, at home male says, and thus should only lead on guys that they want to give them the Harry Houdini...

5)Condoms are a MUST!!!! I cannot stress this enough for you guys, no matter what your age, or employment or where you live, if you have a child with a girl you are not committed to for life (or she is not committed to you) YOU ARE FUCKED FOR LIFE!!!! or at least 18 years....It's not so bad for the women though...they get some free money to go with a bit of responsiblity...

6) If a chick looks like she spends an hour or two making herself look good, she probably spends twice that which will really slow you guys down, she is good for one night but will make an immpossible girlfriend.....

7) If a girl is really smarter than you, she is smart enough not to let you know it...if she seems smarter than you she is just a pretentious bitch who reads Cosmo..(all you gotta do is read Cosmo too and you'll be miles ahead)

8) Both women and men are basically the same animal, the differences (besides a few physical ones) lie in the programming each receives...
If you want to figure out the opposite sex, check out some of their programing..guys check out some womens mags and watch their bullshit TV shows and girls watch some dumbass sports and porno...Watch out for FREE-THINKERS though, fortunatly they are extremely rare (I know literally thousands of people and I can count the FREE-THINKERS on one hand)

9) FUCKING is fun, anyone who says different hasn't done it right. Everyone wants to FUCK, you are thinking about FUCKIN' right now, aren't you?
Think of FUCKING like playing cards, it's a pastime. It's fun to play with different people, but sometimes you get a really good partner who you especially like to play with...and of course who want to play cards accross from someone with a running nose or stinky breath? So clean up and wipe yer nose and you'll not only play more cards, you'll get more FUCKIN'..Think about how you'd go about aking someone to play cards, trying using the same method to ask for FUCKIN

10) Relationships are important. They involve commitment, TRUST, and more TRUST...love also helps...and did I mention trust. Oh yeah, good sex is a plus but I've heard it's not a requirement (and besides, to us guys, even the worst pussy is GOOD pussy)....If your partner has some crazy idea that monogonmy is a symbol of commitment, then it is essential that it be practised. Once your partner cheats, WALK THE FUCK AWAY!!!!! Cause they will only do it again, working it out is bullshit, they do not respect you, trust is lost, go get yourself at least a half dozen different FUCKINs before even thinking about another relationship...

I'm growing tired of this and besides no one listens to me anyway....

One last thought....there are very few human problems that cannot be quickly and easily solved with the appropriate amount of High Explosive....


This is a second post I posted as everyone seemed to like the first one:

A little word about getting CUNTSTRUCK...this is something to be avoided as it can drain you completely... First time sexual experences often lead to CUNTSTRUCKNESS and CUNTSTRUCKNESS leads to a bad relationship... the best way to avoid this is to have your first time sexual experience (as I did) with someone you will probably never see again or else, cause waiting for this chance can suck, get some FUCKIN with someone you know you can't stand....

Now back to the finger puppets, getting them is easy if you can play the game. Young hot girls are invaribly stupid...comes from reading and watching all that crap they do...don't take my word for it, ask Max Factor...
SO... all it takes is a little razzle-ma-dazzle...like fish, they like the bright shiny lures...
This does not meaning you need a flashy car or what-not, but that'll get you a shoe in. Try being bright by saying something bright and clever...

When you see a fine looking girl, say something like, "Baby, you look like a whole bucket'o'FUCKIN all wrapped up in some sweet skin.."

Another, trick that goes hand in hand with this is the 'Shotgun Method'. If you said the above to 10 girls at Little Texas or whatever other mundane little bar you hang at...you might get 9 rejections but your sure to find one...

Also remember alcohol works wonders!!!!

BUT remember, women, even shallow two dimensional Bar sluts are people too... If FUCKIN is all you want, let them know, if you get some FUCKIN, at least give 'em a ride in your flashy car or give 'em cab money home or take 'em for a dinner (and of course get some more FUCKIN)... don't be rude or ignorant and remember word of mouth goes a long way when women are involved...

And never use this stuff on nice girls... nice girls are for dinner dates and movies and recreational activities...

AND ABOVE ALL WEAR A JIMMY HAT!!!

Have fun with the finger puppets, cause they are having fun with you and get it all out of your system, cause one day after you are 25, you might want to settle down and once you do..there should be no going back....

Now, of course, I expect a lot of flack from you women out there reading this...but the same applies to you...young guys are equally stupid, how stupid do you have to be to watch a bunch of millionaires play with a ball?... and it's even easier for girls, all you have to say to a guy is "do ya want some FUCKIN?"

Think this helped anybody out???
Me either!!!!!....

I think you should QUIT when you are ahead. You will end up losing if you don't. The grass is hardly ever greener....it just sometimes might look that way for awhile, but grass is grass.

They might not show it in the cartoon, but I don't think, I KNOW, Shaggy smokes a lot of pot!!! Taht is why he is always hungry and wears the same cloths and says 'like' alot. Shaggy is a POTHEAD!!! I think they all do mescaline too, why else would they talk to a dog??? And understand the dog talking back....mescaline can give you powers like that.

Everybody is always dissing Mad Scientists!!! I regard them as heros (well some of them anyway). I mean if I had the power to wipe the human race off the face of the Earth, I'd use it immediately without any hesitation! The world would be a better place for it.

DI$NEY SUCKS!!! I don't think this, this I know from experience....

Nothing is more ....

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