I am a Child of GOD, Soverign Creator of Heaven and
everything that was ever created, including you!
Now, you wanted to tell me that no body loves me.
I've got news for you, JOE, I've got a Somebody that
Loves me so much that HE gave His Life for me. A
Somebody Joe that said that I could have this life and
that He gave me more abundantly!
And Joe let me tell you something else, if there
were no body else on this earth and all the hell that
was taking place were going on around YOU, Joe, HE,
Second in the GODHEAD, would have come down off His
Throne and said, I will take the bruises, the beating,
and let them spit in MY Face, place a crown of thorns
on MY head, for JOE and then after they have beat ME,
I'll gladly drag the cross up to Calvary and lay there
and let them drive nails threw My hands and feet, then
if that were not enough, just to let Joe know I love
him, they can pierce Me in My side.
JESUS then went so far as to look up to His Father
in Heaven and let Him know that the fight was on in
Hell between Him, the Holy Seed of GOD and His
adversary the devil for your soul so that you, Joe,
won't spend an eternity in hell.
You see Joe, hell was not created for you. However,
if you don't know JESUS as you personal LORD and
Savior, you will see hell for all eternity. Now, Joe,
I am offering you something, a love like no other.
JESUS wants you to know HE loves you. Romans 10:9
says, If you confess with your mouth and believe in
your heart that Jesus Christ is LORD, you shall be
saved.
Saved from what, being alone, feeling like no body
loves you and from spending all eternity with a devil
that has you bound up into thinking that there is no
hell, that no body loves you and that JESUS isn't
real.
I'll tell you this, Joe, I would rather live like
there is a GOD that loves me and Heaven that He is
calling me to. Than to die and find out there is a
Hell with a devil that I could have defeated by
accepting Christ.
The choice is yours and I presented it before you
this day. Choose life and blessings with a GOD that
loves you with Heaven waiting. Or, death and cursing
with a devil and a spot waiting in Hell.
It is up to you.
OH AND THANKS FOR POPPING INTO MY WORLD!!!!!
in response - what bull shit!
February 12, 2000
If I’m Smoker JOE, and you’re you, than who the fuck is that guy next to you? That
person is unlike any other I have ever come to see. Damn is the first word that pop’s into
my head. Damn you are harsh. I’ve never seen a shitier looking person in all my day. In
all my day of twenty. I’m sure the twenties were cool, but just think how the eighties are
going to be. Being is believing... is that the saying you ignorant folks say? Engines you
say? You mean Cowboy’s and ingines? If so than show me my rifle. We cant have the
white men take over our fields. I have an idea, lets gather up some infested wool to
make warmth for the fuckers. Lets see how they take our generosity! I could go for a
nice herbal tea drink with ginseng. See something good can come of Japan. Good job
planet Shootanear’s. OVER AND OUT Captain Planet.
July 27, 1999
So you’ve been weighting for some sort of updating in my site. I got you covered. If your name is Jason Kirk you are forbidden for all eternity to enter Smoker’s lab. No fucking ass holes will be tolerated! If you’re going to sign my guest book, sign my guest book! Don’t write any FUCKING religious quotes from the fucking bible or quote me as your fucking friend!!! Jar Jar was cool in STAR WARS episode one, so if you’re one of those ass holes that wants poor Jar Jar out of fucking the movies well FUCK YOU too!!!
I manage a store called Off THE FUCKING WALL. In this store NO free jobs will be given. I don’t care if you’re fucking dirt poor. Get your dirty shit out of my store! NOW!!! AND NO REFUNDS! Do you understand English? If not get the fuck out of my store!!!
Now for the real updates... I’m not telling! Look around for yourself! If this was a test you failed! No FREE answers will be given!
Now go back to what ever the fuck you were doing.
June 1, 1999
Their is no GOD to tell you what you should or not do. Who is to say what you should or not do? Be yourself in your own unique way. The only thing you need to worry about is to be young and TRUE, ture to yourself.
April 23, 1999
Keep Smoker Joe alive!!!
“I’ll stay being crazy if that’s what my fucking fans want. That’s right, my FUCKING fan’s. I’ll pick my noise without denial, I’ll swim to Nile with a smile. Theirs no stopping me, I got the fastest pay less shoes around. Who would pay less to be in my shoes. Where has my shoes been? Hey I’ll tell you now, I wont buy your shoes, no mater what the cost may be. What if I don’t have any fans, what then?... If not crazy for you than crazy for myself. Is that the same as crazy for you but crazy for myself, because I admit loving myself is what I do best. And what do my fans want??? Well tell me damn it! You can e-mail me at Smoker JOE, but of course. Yes, e-mail me, you wont be obligated to buy anything or sleep with anybody. Tell me your feelings, your true feelings. Why would I care if you try to hurt my feelings, you’re a nobody! And receiving e-mail's from people you don’t know to people they don’t know doesn’t really make any seance. DOES IT?”
February 4, 1999
What is good and what is bad? Where’s the voice that started this nation. The government is the puppeteer and you my friends are the puppets. Don’t let strings hold you down. Ban together and fight in what you believe in. Don’t let the government choose for you. You live your life a secret, only letting yourself known to a few knowns. You hold your secrets with your family, friends of the family, and friend hopefuls. You’re afraid of what might happen if your secret is leaked out. What will people think of you, and worse your parents. Chances are everyone has done what you’ve done. Some still do it... Some tried it and regret they ever did... Some deny they do or ever did... Some stand by on what others have told them, and that is not to try new things. You have to realize everyone is scared of what they don’t understand, and everyone likes to try what they don’t understand. Pressure may have a little bet to do with it but not really enough to make a big stand. If you really didn’t want to do it than you wouldn’t have. You’re curious, you’re human, the fact's are their but everyone likes to try a sample for them selves. Everyone has thought about it, true not everyone has followed through, but the curiosity is their. The government punishes the questionable. Your elders might have tried what you’ve tried or thought of trying. They forget what it’s like to be like you. You’re only here once. You don’t have to prove anything to anyone but yourself... this is your life. Go ahead, take a hit, answer your questions.
February 6, 1999
Dumb ASS
You might be a Dumb ASS if . . .
You pick your noise in public and you like it.
You pick your ass hole in public and you like it.
You are an ASS hole and you like it.
You spend more money than you earn in a year.
You don't know what you make in a year.
You're on the computer all of the time.
You're life is ONLINE CHATTING.
you think spending time on line is a good weekend date.
You are still reading this.
MORE may COME
January 11, 1999
No more holidays for me...
Say that next year I’ll do what you did to bug the fuck out of people like me...
Say do you work here? I said do you work here? Excuse me, do you work here?
What kind of fucking question is that?
Your questioning yourself if I work here. If you’re questioning if I work here you think I work here. So why don’t you skip all of the charades and ask me the fucking question.
If I’m a nice person I’ll answer It even if I don’t work here...
Of course I work here! Do you really think just anyone is going to clean up your fucking mess?
Use your head, I no it’s the holiday but were you born in a barn?
Because of all the major stresses around the holidays I like to pretend I’m somewhere else while I’m working. Being the holidays I bring my self to believe that I’m in the red cross helping all of the shit on the street. The help comes to me. Which makes my job, ass hole helper, easier.
The job was very hard and it wasn’t rewarding at all. People took your shit without any inclination of being pleased with your services.
HEY, I’ll go to your store ask for help. Because I assume helping customers like myself is your job. Take your shit of the shelves acting like I don’t want the shit but really plane to use it on something you can never comprehend. You’ll never see me again but I have sketched a memory in your displeased mind. You will take this information home to your family and friends, telling about your day at work and laughing at stupid customers like myself.
O’ when I’m on my break it means I don’t want to be bothered!!! So if you see a worker outside of the store eating a donut, DON’T bother him... he may snap!!!
December 29, 1998
Who are you and what the hell are you doing behind that monitor? Raise your hands were I can see them!!! Good! Now don’t try anything funny. Watch it!!! You’re sitting at your monitor reading this Bull shit. And once your realize it’s Bull Shit you’ll stop reading this. And who knows how far you’ll read. What Bull Shit will appear next? Not even I know what might happen. It’s one mystery I have failed to solve. Have you been drinking? Because I don’t recommend drinking in this site. Drinking what do I mean by drinking? Driving under the influence of what? That’s what I thought, you’re not driving. Damn it, I told you to watch your hand movement. I don’t want that stuff all over me. And why you’re doing that in this site is beyond me. I think you typed to wrong address. You meant to enter Spankin’Joe.com. I don’t do that mess. But I bet someone has some smart ass remark to that little statement. Well if you have enough nerves left sign my guest book and tell me how it is. But please be nice, I have a low tolerance for verbal abuse. Thank you and have a swell day my friends or friend, considering on how many visit my peaceful site of Holy Shit. O’ if you read this whole thing you may burn in HELL for all eternity and don’t count on it freezing over anytime soon. And if you are still reading this know that I was bluffing. Thank you for visiting come back soon to see more interesting and some not so interesting BULL SHIT. O’ check out my MUSIC UPDATE page, Brethren and the Evil Empire a Las Vegas, NV rock band, and my archives. Best of luck in hell, that’s if you somehow do end up there.
December 10, 1998
BE FREE, BE YOU
IT'S YOUR LIFE
IT'S YOUR CHOICE
YOU HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN
DON'T LET ASS HOLES STOP YOU
IF YOU WANT TO SMOKE, SMOKE
IF YOU WANT TO DRINK, DRINK
WHAT YOU SMOKE AND DRINK SHOULD BE YOUR PREROGATIVE
NOT THE GOVERNMENTS!!!
I'M YOUNG, I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUNGv
I'M A joe kid
POWER power POWER power POWER power POWER
November 24, 1998
READ THIS BULL
SOMEONE WROTE IT REFERRING MUSIC TO ACID
THIS IS THE END OF MUSIC AS YOU KNOW IT!!!
IT'S ALL 100% TRUE! I NEW THIS GUY AND IT HAPPENED TO HIM!!! THIS IS NOT SOME VAGUE CONSPIRACY THEORY THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW AND LOVE!!! IT IS PROPHESIED IN NOSTPADAMUS THAT THE END IS NEAR AND IT WILL BE BROUGHT ABOUT BY EVIL MEN DRESSED IN BLACK AND WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND TODAY JUST WHAT DO YOU SEE BUT EVERYONE IS DRESSED IN BLACK ALL THE TIME NOT JUST THE EVIL ONES BUT EVERYONE SO YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE GOOD ONES AND THE EVIL ONES AND THIS IS JUST HOW THEY WANT IT!!! ACID = EVIL! THE BIBLE SAYS THAT MUSIC IS FOR REJOICING THE MAN UPSTAIRS BUT IS THAT WHAT YOU USE THIS ACID FOR??? I'M SURE YOU COULD BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT IT IS A TOOL FOR CREATING MUSIC BUT ITS NOT THE MUSIC I REMEMBER FROM WHEN I WAS A KID AND IT MAKES ME NERVOUS AND IT SHOULD MAKE YOU NERVES TO BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MUSIC YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO BUT ITS NOT ON THE RADIO ITS ON A COMPUTER AND CREATED WITH BAR CODES AND SILICON CHIPS!!! NO ONE ELSE WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT ACID BUT WE WILL MAKE IT KNOWN TO THE WORLD THAT THIS IS NOT SAFE IT CAN EVEN CORRUPT YOUR CHILDREN!!! YOUR INNOCENT CHILDREN WILL BE SUCKED INTO ITS EASY TO USE INTERFACE AND THEN THEY WILL BE HOOKED AND MAKING MUSIC THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THE MUSIC I USED TO LISTEN TO AS A KID!!! OR MAYBE IT WILL SOUND LIKE THE MUSIC I USE TO LISTEN TO ONLY I WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!
JOE'S RESPONSE
PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE
MUSIC IS MUSIC
PEOPLE ARE WHO THEY ARE
MUSIC IS WHAT PEOPLE MAKE IT TO BE
MUSIC ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT!
ONLY MUSIC CAN CHANGE ITSELF
November 19, 1998
Why would a person want to know a person that's no one, but someone that's someone?
Why do people care about what others think of them, when they are nothing?
What is something?
What is BIG?
Is something big to you the same to me or someone else?
It shouldn't be, should it?
How do you get somewhere?
Things aren't handed out like money. Your dreams have to be earned!
Work for them and you'll be anything.
November 13, 1998
Connection is the key to success...
I got connections!
Connection in what? Why the hell do you care?
I am connected!
I’m the lego you always wanted to be. No not leggo. I’m not your toaster fun tarts or strudel in your bun! No not your buns! Your hut dog buns. The kind you eat, you know? You want to eat my hot dog? I don’t think you can handle my hot dog. Get ready for a hot and fiery creamy taste, because I’m roasting marshmallows. I go camping, sure. Real rustic like, not like old farts do. Have you ever seen an old fart do? And how do they do? I’m fine thank you. and you? O’ sorry, I just asked you that.
I’m a hater, yes I am and so are you!
Everyone hates something or someone being for a reason is another thing.
November 3, 1998
I don't need the drug, the drug needs me...
I am the drug
With me you never know what your going to get, just like a box of chocolates. I can be high or low. KICK ASS ready or Ass only.
You never can get what you want, can ya?
You always have someone starting something, even if it's nothing, and most of the time it's everything for someone, but hardly ever means crap to you!
It only takes one BAD APPLE to spoil the BUNCH (*****)!
Don't you just hate it when people compare you with others? I do!
I try so hard to be different to be ME!
October 18, 1998
I'm going to write about anything I damn well want to write about, that's why they call me Smoker Joe. Well not really, It all started when I was dropped one to many times on my face, way over the legal limit. This cruel act caused my face to make strange gestures. Yes, I'm a living example of a Dock in his own environment. I was always beat on the school playgrounds. Being forced to waste paper after paper just to play Tic Tac Toe. You don't even play with tic's, tac's or even toe's. It's X's and O's, which means hugs and kisses. What are the schools trying to teach our young? To love one another by playing Tic Tac Toe? Why don't they change Tick Tac Toe to GOOD verses EVIL using not X's and O's but 6's and 7's. That gives the game more of a challenge. All the bullies would put all of their aggression on the game being the evil one beating the DORKS at the game. You know every one would want to be on the Evil Side, not on God's side. Don't get me wrong, I'm a religious man, I go to church every week. But the evil side likes to cheat. And we all know little kids love to cheat on pointless games.
