10. Whenever you start talking, they say, "Let it be, Bonehead"

9. You're making less money from the reunion than Pete Best

8. You find out you were the inspiration for "Nowhere Man"

7. If you didn't see it in T.V. Guide, you wouldn't have known about a reunion

6. The only way you can get their attention is by eating Christmas ornaments (Cut to Anton eating ornaments)

5. After you spent the week working on a painting for the cover, they decide to go with "The White Album"

4. They make you sit in the back of Air Force One

3. When they hear you play, they say, "Wow -- you're even worse than Ringo!"

2. They won't stop singing "We hate you - yeah, yeah, yeah!"