Letter from Dick Trickle

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Dear RCR3FAN:

Well, about this time of the year, I usually take a moment to write a few letters to my good friends; the time when I remember all the good things, and induldge myself to the extent of getting sentimental.

It is a blustery day in Wisconson, but here in my den, it's cozy and comfortable. I'm sitting before a nice open fire with my computer, sort of half listening to the radio and slowly sipping a nice, very dry double martini. I only wish you were here, but since you're not, the least I can do is to toast your health and happiness, so time out, old pal....while I bend my elbow to you.

I just took the time out to mix another martini and while I was out in the kitchen I thought of all the time I would waste this evening if I went out to mix another drink every once in a while, so I just made up a big pitcher and brought it backwith me so i*d havr it righ heeer besideme and wouldn't have to wast time makein more of them. So now im all set and here goes. Besides martinis are a gradea drink. FOr some r eason they neverseem me to affec me on the slightest. Can drink them all day long..so here b oes.

The greatest thing in the wolrld is frenship. Andebelieve me pal, you are the greatest pal anbody ever had. Do you remembre all the sweell times we had together pal???/ The wonderful goff match/ I"ll never forget the time you put the ded skunk in myu goff bag, ha ha Boy how we laughted didn't we. Never did get the St inkout of it. Bit it was purty funny anwway. I still laugh about it once in a whole. Not as muhc as I used to. But what the heck and after all your are still the bestest old pal. and if a guy kan't have a good laugh on a good frined once ina while...well hwat the hell.

Dam picher is impty so I jus wentout and Made anotherone and i sure wisch you weer hear ol pal to help me drink these maratiomi becauss they are simply delioucis. Pard me while I lif my glas to you good healath onece more bacause you are teh bests pal I got. Off cours why a pal would do a dirty thinng liek puting a skunk in another pals gollff bag, I*m damb if I kno. That was a lousi thing for anygfody to do and only a frist class heel wood do it. W assana damn bit funney., Still stinkks amd if you thinkit is, as fur as I"m concernedd, yoo can goo plum to hell ans stya there u dirty snoabitch. To helll wiht you.

Yur pal...Dick Tricklll.