Interview with Jocko Flocko

As you may or may not know, legendary Nascar driver Tim Flock used to have a passenger ride with him during the races at times. It was a monkey named Jocko Flocko. He got some strange reactions from the other drivers when they would get up on the outside of him, and look over and see a monkey making faces at them at 140 mph!

Well...Jocko is still alive and in pretty good health for a monkey his age, and I recently had the opportunity to ask him a couple of race related questions. Here are those questions, with his responses.

Jocko...Many folks think you would be scared out of your primate head to be running around a racetrack at such speeds. Other's say that Tim Flock was such a good driver, that you had no fear. Were you ever afraid in the car?

Jocko...you have had the unique opportunity to witness many Nascar drivers in your 50 years in the sport. Many folks these days consider Jeff Gordon to be one of the greatest drivers ever. Had Jeff had the opportunity to drive against the old legends like Tim, Lee Petty, Curtis Turner, and Fireball Roberts, do you think he would be a three time champion today?

I hate to bring it up, but if we don't address the rumors, we will be accused of skirting the issues and whitewashing this interview. I'm sure you want the truth to be known, to dispell the widespread rumors. I'll ask you point blank. Did you have a homosexual relationship with Chetah?

One last question Jocko. Years from now, having witnessed all the drivers in the 50 years of stock car racing, do you think that people will be able to deny that Dale Earnhardt was the greatest driver in Nascar history?

I would like to thank Jocko for taking the time for this exclusive interview. For those interested in his current life, he took his share of Tim Flocks winnings, and invested wisely in Panamanian banana fields, and lives in a lavish mansion among the trees. He finances a lot of covert operations, rescuing monkeys from zoos and the Yerkes primate center near Atlanta. He has been criticized however, accused of only taking the "babes". Rumor has it however, that Chetah can still be seen visiting on occasion.