I call my concept:
You have heard of anti-gravity and anti-mater. What I propose is something to counteract birthdays.
Everyone has a birthday every year. Mine is January 16th (don't forget the cards next year). Let's say that we pick a day halfway between our birthdays. Mine would be July 16th. On July 16th, I plan on having an "Anti-Birthday" party. On that day, I would lose a year of age. I turned 45 in January, so I will be 44 in July. Next January, 45 again. Next July, 44 again.
The only problem is, how do you have an "Anti-Birthday" party??
Do you inhale to make the candles go out?? (Clinton is in trouble then LOL)
Do 20 people call you up in advance to invite you to an "Anti-Surprise" party??
I suppose that you would have to re-wrap the gifts that you got 6 months before so that they would be available in 6 months..........
I suppose you would have to sing "Happy Birthday" to everyone else........
ummmmmm I think I will pass on saying what happens with the cake ......
You know, this sounded like a good idea when I started. Maybe I should just accept the march of time and be happy for now.
OK, Next concept, Anti-Christmas. On June 25th, all your Christmas bills magically disappear........