Blonde Jokes
TREEZ
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific
accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself
from the wreckage without
a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick
when the First Responders arrived.
"My God!" the first responder gasped.
"Your car looks like an accordion that
was stomped on by an elephant. Are
you OK ma'am?" "Yes, I'm just
fine!" the blonde chirped. "Well,
how in the world did this happen?" the
first responder asked as he surveyed the
wrecked car. "Well, it was the
strangest thing!" the blonde began.
"I was driving along this road when from
out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front
of me. So I swerved to the right,
and there was another tree! I swerved
to the left and there was ANOTHER
tree! I swerved to the right and there
was another tree! I swerved to the
left and there was..."
"Ooh, ma'am," the first responder said, cutting
her off. "There
isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles.
That was your air freshener
swinging back and forth."
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