Once upon a time, on a little-known TV show called Love & Curses, in an episode entitled "Eclipse", when confronted with suddenly finding himself on the wrong side of several guns pointed at him in turn by the F.B.I., the Swedish Intelligence, and the Australian Intelligence, the ever-resourceful Dr. Ian Matheson whipped out a fountain pen, claimed that it was really a means of firing a miniature poison-tipped dart, and aimed it at the members of the various spy organizations. He also claimed to be a member of the most secret spy organization in the world--the B.L.T. Well, once we saw this, the rest was history. As for Dr. Matheson, you'll just have to procure a copy of the episode and watch it for yourself. As for us . . .

The B.L.T. stands for "Bizarre and Loony, The". It originally stood for "Bizarre Loony Teenagers", but one day we realized that we wouldn't be teenagers much longer, so we decided to change it.

Due to the ever-increasing amount of people who sign up to be B.L.T. operatives, the full list of agents is no longer displayed on this page. To see the complete listing of all B.L.T. agents, please click here.

Now you, too, can be a member of the most illustrious and almost totally-unknown of spy organization, the B.L.T.! Just mail us and you can experience the underwhelming joy of seeing your name and number up here with the Greats (i.e., us. So maybe we don't seem all that great to you, so what? It's all a matter of perspective).

All you need to do to join us to fill out the form below with your full name, email address, and the number you'd like to have. The number must always start with a "B-". We'll notify you if the number you have chosen is taken already. IMPORTANT: you must give us a valid email address, or you won't be added to the list. We'll email you back to confirm your membership, and your name will appear on this list when this page is next updated.

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Once you've joined up, if you have a web page you can use one of our banners (one is at the top of the page, the other is just below the Origin of the B.L.T.) to link back to us if you'd like. Just email us at blt_swol@yahoo.com and whoever's checking the mail that week will send you back the html code for the banner you chose.

P.S. Thanks very much to Agent B-27 for making our really cool banners. We are eternally grateful!