1. You hang up on me again…I'll gut you like a fish. Understand?
2. I wanna play a little game.
3. Poor Billy-boyfriend, looks like you fingered the wrong guy…AGAIN!!
4. What's your favorite scary movie?

   <5. The killer :You Didn't tell me your name.. Because I wanna know who im looking at! (submitted by 97MelanieOH)

1. What's the point, they're all the same..Some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act that's always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
2. Thanks Dewey with my luck they cast Tori Spelling

 

Stuart

 

1.Have and aneurysm why don't ya.

2.My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.

3.Liver alone. Liver alone, get it? LIVER alone. Liver…liv…it was joke.

4.I'll be right back….ohhh!!!

5.It's a Scream baby!!

6.Peer pressure…I'm far too sensitive.

7. Totally protected. Yo, I am so buff, I've got you covered, girl.

8. Oww! You Fu*kin' hit me w/the phone, D*ck!!

9. Could ya stop it Billy?!?! I'M FEELIN' A LITTLE WOOZY HERE!

10. Stu: Ya see, Sid, everybody dies but us. Everybody dies...but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel. Cause lets face it, baby, these days,ya gotta have a sequel! (submitted by 97MelanieOH)

11. Are you crazy? Look at this place... It's like Christmas! (submitted by 97MelanieOH)

12. And let's face it, she was no Sharon Stone... (Submitted by Justin)

 

 

Billy

 

1.Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. Certainly F*cked you up and made you have sex with a psychopath.

2.We all go a little mad sometimes….Anthony Perkins, PSYCHO.

3. DON'T YOU BLAME THE MOVIES SYD. MOVIES DONT CREATE PSYCHOS....MOVIES MAKE PSYCHOS MORE CREATIVE.

4. Billy:Your mother was a sl*t-bag wh*re who flashed her sh*t all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something. (Submitted by Justin)

 

 

Randy

1.There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a scary movie.

2.There's always some bullsh** reason to kill your girlfriend.

3.EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!

4.  It's the millennium. Motives are incidental.

5.Randy: That's why she always survuved the big chase scene in the end. Don't you know the rules? (submitted by 97MelanieOH)

6. Did they really put her liver in the mail box cause I heard they put her liver in the mail box. (submitted by Scream418359)

 

Tatum

1. 1.I loved it…'I'll send you a copy' BAM! Bit*h went down..'I'll send you a copy' BAM!! SYD, SUPERBIT*H!

2.Please don't kill me Mr.Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel

3.A janitor is your superior.

4.All right Deputy Dewey Boy, but we're ready to go!

2. What did mom tell you? When I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law.