Name:
If you haven't figured it out yet you never will.
Birthday:
December 23, 1981. I'm a Goat, that don't have hind legs!
Favorite Television shows:
"Power Rangers" (no duh?)
"Hercules: The Legendary Journeys"
"Xena: Warrior Princess"
"Star Trek: Voyager"
"World's Funniest!"
"America's Funniest Home Videos"
"Maximum Bob"
"Guinness Primetime"
That show "Roar" that they took off the air. ::pouts:: anything on the Discovery Channel, and the other shows along those lines . . . Basicly stuff that people look at me funny and say, "You WATCH that show?!"
Favorite Music:
Ok I typed in all the group names, and that was too long so to make things simple. "Roots Rock", "Pop", "Skate Rock", "Urban", "Rock", and "Electronica". Oh yea, and "Country". What don't I like?... Oh yeah. I'm not to fond of "Rap." I think it had something to do with a bad experience as a child that I've blocked. I'll listen to it, if it's a good song, but other than that I avoid it at all costs (i.e. Run screaming from a public event, stick my fingers in my ears and sing a bad tune of "The National Anthem", etc...).
Favorite Band:
It changes with every song that comes on the radio.
Simpler terms; Every song that I like that comes on the radio is my favorite group for the moment. =)
Favorite Movies:
"Power Rangers: The Movie"
"Turbo: A Power Rangers Adventure."
"Titanic"
"Men In Black"
"Batman Forever"
"Stargate"
"The Ghost and the Darkness"
"The Island of Doctor Moreau"
"Scream" and "Scream 2"
"I Know What You Did Last Summer"
"The Truman Show"
"Mulan"
"Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil"
"Romeo & Juliet"
"The Karate Kid", "The Karate Kid II", "The Karate Kid III", and
"The Next Karate Kid"
Not necessarily in that particular order . . .
But to put my movie preferences in shorter words: Action, comedy, drama, horror, and docudrama (kinda). Okay, so what don't I like?
Favorite things I like to do:
I refuse to answer that question based on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
Favorite food(s):
Food is good, but I'll narrow that down. I LOVE snow crab legs, shrimp and lobster. I love meatlover's pizza, spaghetti, stuffed mushrooms, some chinese food, Ramen noodle soup, and steak. I'm not partial to candy or anything sweet, but I do have a sweet tooth from time to time. It usualy makes me sick.
Favorite thing to drink:
Water, Sunkist, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Check, Orange Check, and Koolaid. (Not necessarily in that order)
Favorite sayings:
"Whatever!", "Your point?", "MAN!!", "DUH!", "Umm...No", "Yeah right...", "Oops... Heh.", "Uh-oh...", "I don't care", and "So?" There's more, but I can't remember them.... Ya know, I could have a conversation with myself... That's not a good thing.
Favorite quotes:
"It's not the fall that kills ya, it's the sudden stop at the end!"
"If the truth is out there, then why are we still here?"
"To boldy go where no man has gone before..."
"You can insult me all you want, but I can guarantee you'll disappear!"
"Yeah, you just keep thinking that."
"Dynamite comes in small packages. ^boom^ Bad, bad, bad grenade!"
"Two drops in the bucket, mother..."
"Believe what the mind sees, and be wise. Believe what the eyes see, and be a fool."
"Life is like a river. You go with the flow, until you hit a tree."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get a bad tasteing one."
"Love is like a fire. It burns forever, until someone blows it out."
"The winds of time will never blow away a true friend."
"Was that over the top? I can never tell."
"I'm forever yours, temporally."
"Home is where you hang your hat, but I don't have a hat."
"Food is good."
"We are all lost and confused in an unforgiving world that we call "Home."
"I'm normal . . . Everyone else is crazy."
"If you don't learn from other people's mistakes, you'll spend your entire life learning from your own."
Favorite Colors:
Blue, Black, Green, Pink, Purple, Red, Yellow, and White.
Know what? I just noticed most of those are the colors of the rangers! Didn't realize it till I typed them out, and read them! Cool, huh?
Favorite Songs:
"Frozzen" and "Ray of Light" by "Madonna"
"Kiss By A Rose" by "Seal"
"Blue on Black" by "Kenny Wayne Shepard Band"
"The Way" by "Fastball"
"River" by "Garth Brooks"
"Hand In My Pocket" by "Alanis Morissette"
"Cruel Summer" and "The Sign" by "Ace of Base"
"Time of Your Life" by "Green Day"
"Iris" by "Goo Goo Dolls"
"Me" by "Paula Cole"
"Gothem City" by "R. Kelly"
"Kung Fu Fighting" by "Carl Douglas"
"Crush" by "Jennifer Paige"
"I've Got the Power" by ???
"If I Ever (Lose My Faith)" by ???
"Walk On the Ocean" by ???
The whole "Backstreet Boys", "Alanis Morissette (Jagged Little Pill)", and "Smash Mouth (Fush You Mang)" CDs This is just to name a few!
Things I hate most:
Being told what to do, people telling me "Nevermind", being ignored, being bothered, people asking "Why?" when I tell 'em not to ask. These are the main causes of death in my town. Need I say more?
Favorite thing read on a Tombstone:
"Here lies Lester Moore.
Died of 4 shots from a .44.
No Less.
No More."
Favorite thing on a T-shirt:
"INNOCENT BYSTANDER"
Ok now I'm gonna ramble a bit. If you don't like it, tough. Just hit that scroll button on the right side of your screen there.
Common things you will hear in the south.
^bam^ "I said get away from my car! That was only a warning shot!"
^zzz^ ^bam^ "I fell out of the chair, again!" ::pause:: "Martha remind me next time not to fall asleep when I'm on the phone with my boss..."
^screech^ ^crash^ "Oops... I guess I didn't hit the breaks soon enough, huh?"
^crash^ ^bam^ ^pow^ (The bitter sweet sound of seven dogs at dinner time.)
(A bright unknown light appears.) "It's Elvis! He's come home!"
"Banks smanks! I don't need know banks!" ::pause:: "Now where did I burry that sock?"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"I wonder what would happen if we lit his bed on fire with those firecrackers in it?"
"I wonder what would happen if I hit that button marked 'Don't push!'?" ::pushes button and the south blows up:: (man covered in soot with front teeth missing exits smoke) "Now, I wish they had put a warning on that."
I think you know alot about me now.
Also I'm single-minded (not simple! single!).
That means I can only focus on one thing at a time.
Which being forgetful don't help any either...
Any more questions?
