See My Vest!
Parody Copyright 1995 Fox. It does not belong to me, but to Matt Groening(I think) and the rest of his Simpsons crew. From The Simpsons, Episode 2F18,Two Dozen and One Greyhounds. To the tune of "Be Our Guest".
Smithers
Are you sure you want to go through with this sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is.
Mr. Burns
Yes. But not completely full. You see,
Some men hunt for sport,
others hunt for food
The only think I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authenitc Irish Setter!
See this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear, a vampire bat
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtle's necks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit
Comes one breast or two
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!
Like my loafers? Former gophers!
It was that or skin my chauffers
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
So let's prepare these dogs!
Mrs. Potts
Kill two for matching clogs!
Mr. Burns
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeesssst!
(Spoken): I really like the vest!
Smithers
I gathered, yeah.
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