Top Ten Signs
You Love Gaston Too Much:
1) You get your boyfriend to dye his hair jet-black and grow a ponytail.
2) You write Gaston fan-fiction.
3) In Belle's position, you would have said yes.
4) You think the Bimbettes are amateurs.
5) You think any guy who is not incredibly buff is a waste of time.
6) You decorate your room with antlers and skins.
7) You open a pub called "Chez Gaston."
8) You call your co-worker "Lefou."
9) You have taken to wearing a red tunic with boots.
10) You take archery and blunderbuss lessons.
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