Changing BatB's History

What does "Changing History" mean? You may or may not have read the Hunchback fans' changing of lines in the movie. Some include:

Clopin:...but they don't ring all by themselves.
Little Clopin: They don't?
Clopin: No, you fool! *WHACK* Ow! My hand!

Or one of mine:
Quasi: Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sanctu-
(He drops Esme and she plunges to the street below.)
Quasi: Oh, fiddlesticks.

So, I think it's only fitting that BatB nuts like us should make up our own. All you have to do is change a line in BatB so that it changes the movie's course. I'll start:


Belle: Philippe! Where's Papa?
Philippe: Neigh!
Belle: Oh, well. He's bound to turn up sooner or later...

Some fantastic ones from Belle83210:

Belle: What's up there?
Lumiere: There..um, actually, it's where the master lives.
Belle: Okay, let's move on..you said something about a library?

Gaston: How about looking at some of my trophies?
Belle: Okay.

Belle: (hears knocking and sees Gaston at the door)
Gaston: (waits)
Belle: (never opens the door)

Beast: It would give me great pleasure if you would join me for dinner.
Belle: Well, since you asked nicely..

Belle: Can't you see he's sick?
Beast: Then he shouldn't have trespassed here!
Belle: Well, Papa, I tried. Hope you have a nice life.

Some great ones from Daniel II (Faerie-guy):

Gaston: Will you marry me Belle?
Belle: Uh.. Of course!

Beast:But you must promise to stay here forever.
Belle: I couldn't.

Beast:Then you must go to him, bring him back to the castle and we'll try to help him.
Belle: Thank you for your concern.

Forte:Beast, don't worry about Belle, she's just gone for a short walk.
(After he has sent her into the Black Forest.)

Belle doesn't do anything when the Lunes' thugs come to get her father.



Your turn! Until I get a form thing up and going, e-mail all your "Changing History" suggestions to Charlotte!

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