THE BAD GUYS
Name:
Dark Helmet
Has:
The Down side of the schwartz
Enjoys:
Playing with his dolls
Really Hates:
Raspberry Jam, Lone Starr, Yogurt (even with Strawberries), movies where he gets his butt kicked by Tom Arnold.
Famous Sayings: (click them for realaudio stream)
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Come back, you fat bearded bitch!!!
What's the matter, Col. Sandurz, chicken?
What are you preparing? You're always preparing! Just GO!
Shit, I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.
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