TO CARRIE:
My dearest Pumpkin,
I've had lots of time to think about how I tried so hard to keep you and
Austin apart. I didn't want you involved with a man with a criminal background,
but after thinking about it for two years I have come to the conclusion
that I was wrong. A man with a criminal background can change with the
love of a good woman. So, my dying wish is for you to dump Austin and run.
He's as dumb as a stump and love can't change that.
Love,
Dad
TO ERIC:
My beloved only son,
The last time I came back from the dead I didn't understand why you left
home and never returned. I now realize that you did the right thing. If
you're as smart as I think you are, you've changed your name, dyed your
hair, had plastic surgery, and obliterated your fingerprints. Good luck
in your new life far from Salem.
Love,
Dad
TO SAMI:
My little Peanut,
The biggest regret in my life is allowing your mother to name you after
her psycho twin sister, Samantha. From the time you were a baby and tried
to pull the heads off Carie's dolls I feared that you would do nothing
but cause problems for the family and for yourself. Since I haven't been
proven wrong, I'm covering all bases and sending a copy of this letter
to you in care of the warden at state prison.
Love,
Dad
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