Don't let the baby nurse (or anyone with an abnormal interest in Elvis) participate in the planning of your wedding

If you are the bride, try to avoid hooded garments

Hire security that has ABSOLUTELY NO affiliation with Abe Carver or the Salem PD

Anticipate the appearance of at least one presumably dead spouse

Do a lenghthy background check on all members of the wait staff

Do not try to get married in Europe, especially Paris or Rome.

Avoid delays, get on with the ceremony!

Make sure you use very strong denture adhesive.

Have an ambulance and medical team handy

More to come..........