Jokes

How is Britney Spears like a stamp?
Guys lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Why did she get fired from the sperm bank?
For drinking on the job.

How is she like a rifle?
One cock, and she blows.

She's so stupid, she thought a hot meal was stolen food.

She's so flat, she's every pirates dream, a sunken chest.

How do you drown Britney Spears?
Put a sratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

Britney Spears is so dumb, she scheduled an appointment to see Dr.Pepper.

She's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

She's so ugly, she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Her ass is so bony, when she pulls on her drawers she splits them in two.

She's so ugly, when she walks in a bank they cut off the surveillance cameras.

She's so ugly, when she was born the nurses put her in an incubator with tinted glass.

I saved her life once, I killed a shit-eating dog.

She's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.

She's like an icebox, meat comes in, meat goes out.

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